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Woozle: I thought I got this from Rule 34, but it's not in the archive.
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Anonymous1: "Also, take your dick out of me, too. That would help a lot with my whole issue of you touching me"
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Anonymous2: female duke nukem
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geomease: there seems to be this misconception that apes have massive dicks. In Afric the phrase hung like a gorrila is considered an insult. This is because the maximum length of a gorrila's erect penis is usually about 2 inches. Food for thought.
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Anonymous3: duke nukem x lara croft otp
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Woozle: That's common knowedge, Geomease. It's also common knowedge that women don't tend to sprout 18-inch dicks, yet you can't spit without hitting a dickgirl pic here. Artistic license.
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Anonymous4: hey geomease...try telling that to a silverback...I think you could come away saying he's massive even though you know the truth
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Anonymous5: Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaiuz! Oooooh, Zr. Zaius! DR. ZAIUS DR. ZAIUS!
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Anonymous6: Moar liek womb raider, amirite?
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Anonymous7: Tomb Rider!
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Anonymous8: I hate when people screw up that quote.

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
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Anonymous9: No one has made an attractive and successful African joke yet? ಠ_ಠ
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Anonymous10: God damnit Notspam, now we have to now that you mentioned it.

Good going dumbass.

*sigh* let's get this over with...

What do you call a black man in a suit? an attractive and successful African, duh.
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Anonymous11: .....uh.....hm...
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Anonymous12: Anonymous9 shut the fuck up with your lame ass. you anonymous motherfucker. fucking up the whole picture with stupid shit.
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Anonymous13: Anon11 - obvious attractive and successful African
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Anonymous14: obviously a black man in a suit
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Anonymous15: it's hands.
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Anonymous16: What do you call a black man with a gun?
Sir.
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tensai: I love how she yells to the gorilla to take its hands away but not its cock :P
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Anonymous17: ...well looking at a gorilla with a realisticly proportioned penis is not as visually pleasing to me so i will stick with the beefed up apes
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Anonymous18: Has noone noticed the planet of the apes reference?

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