AI fakes are not allowed.
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UploaderAspTurtle,
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Anonymous1: I'd hit it.
But I wouldn't let him hit me back. Tear me in half, he would...
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Zodrache69: I'd hit it, let it hit me and both hit anon1
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Anonymous2: Shit Anon1, you hit his prostate and that tail is going to spasm like a motherfuck and shatter your collarbone or something. I'd take it up the ass, I'm sure they could hook me up with a bionic asshole afterward.
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Anonymous3: You forget, Anon2, you could simply have him lie on his back and grab hold of his legs while you attack from above; problem solved. Not only would his tail _not_ shatter your collarbone, but you'd get some nice feedback instead as an added bonus.

Indeed.
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Anonymous4: Sod it, I'd have him sit down and take it in my mouth. Might get a bit of a stiff jaw, but no worries.

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