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Anonymous1: So that's what Candlejack does with his vic
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Anonymous2: Aww, I wanted candlejack nu
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Anonymous3: Aw shit, this is what Candlejack does to people that sa
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Anonymous4: Not this fucking stupid ass meme again.
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Kharnov: Don't disrespect Candlejack, you fucke
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camii: Hey man, I love Candlejack, I mean seri- *screams of pain*
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Anonymous5: Hey, it's candlejack...oh fu
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Anonymous6: I always wondered what candlejack did wi
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Anonymous7: Someone should kill the candlejack meme once an-
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Anonymous8: I shouldn't take part in this Candlejack meme but I'm gonna do it anyw
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Anonymous9: FUCK M
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Anonymous10: I love not being part of this shit. :)
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Anonymous11: ANON9 WINS THE FAILURE OF THE THREAD AWARD!
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Anonymous12: lol wu
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Anonymous13: posting in epic candlejack thre
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Samael: Hey look, the old candlejack meme. I thought tha
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Anonymous14: It's Candlejack?! But I thou
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Anonymous15: I slightly dislike the Candlejack meme.
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Sabriel_Nurglitch: Not this crap again. Everyone knows that stuff about Candlejack is bullsh
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Anonymous16: I'm actually masturbati
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Anonymous17: Hey! Candlejack cheated! The guy above did't even say his na
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Anonymous18: He's Candlejack he can cheat all he wa
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Anonymous19: THE MEME THAT IS CANDLEJACK IS BU
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Anonymous20: C-C-C-CANDLEJACK BREAKER
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Anonymous21: Fuck the Candlejack meme, it's bu
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Anonymous22: Candlejack can suck my c
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The_J_Man: What if you put his name at the end of your sentance? Then the period would be too close and no one would know that you said Candlejack.
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Anonymous23: O RL
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Anonymous24: Wouldnt it not matter as long as you say Candlejack? Maybe he'll take you away sometime during the ne
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Anonymous25: Stop cheating, or you will anger Candlejack.

OH SHI
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BerryBertunz: I always finish my sentances, even with punctuation and such, watch. Candlejack can't kidnap me because I said so
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Anonymous26: Hey, no period....
But seriously, this Candlejack nonsense is
too played o
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Anonymous27: Candlejack meme being played out is now a
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Rat: Candlejack is not a meme.
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Anonymous28: yeah wtf whats up with this candlejack shi
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BerryBertunz: Okay, seriously though. It was fun the first 3 times.

But after the other three trillion, it got a tad bit old.

Candlejack is one of the most annoying memes ever. Please stop. Or I upload NO MORE SO2 pr0n.
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Rat: ^correction: It was never funny, not the first time, not ever.
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BerryBertunz: SHUSH, YOU.
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Anonymous29: ohgodyes candlejack fuc
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Cat_Bountry: FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP SAYING HIS NAME!

HE WILL RAPE YOU ALL!
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Anonymous30: Yay for Candlejack!

But since I continue the sentence, I got off scott-f
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Anonymous31(29): gonna need more rope :D
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Anonymous32: @Cat Bountry: I think that's their plan.
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PrincessHeart: Yes! Candlejack fill me with your jui
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Anonymous33: Ha! I have the cure against this menace! No longer shall I fear calling his name! Sucks for you guys though. While Candlejack's raping all of you, I'll be having the last laug
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Gremrat: Oooh, so close Anon33! :(

...you were nearly Anon34.
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Raaku: He kidnapped me once. It was kinda nice, we drank tea and spoke of old times.
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PrincessHeart: He kidnapped me once. It was kinda nice, he jammed his hard, long cock up my tight vagina, pushing further and further while whispering in my ear "so my name". I laughed and moaned and screamed and I shouted his name at the top of my lungs. "CANDLEJACK! MARRY ME!" Oh, looks like it's that time agai
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iNfeRnO: "So my name"? The dude has some weird fetishes, it seems.
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PrincessHeart: Oh absolutely, I so'd the hell out of his name... right before he-rekidnapped me and started again, creating a time paradox and killing everyone in an alternate universe.
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FallenAngel: Good it's an alternate universe... leaves me to join Candlejack in his little rape quest (I only do females, he can keep the males to himself, sick bastard)
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Anonymous34: Candlejack. Candlejack. Candlejack.

See nothing happ
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KitKatBar: wow
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Anonymous35: OH MY GOD! IT CAND- Wait... If I say his name he will kidnap me then click post...good thing I didn't say Candlejack...god da
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Anonymous36: Candlejack is gonna need more ro
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Mister_4Chongles: Hell, I still have issues just with that burning candle. Jacking off must be hard with melted wa
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An_Onymous: ^I see what you did there.
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Anonymous37: I wonder if Asian's have this problem with Candlejack with out they fuck up sa
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Doktor_pY0y1NHJbM: Nope. Canderjack doesn't kidn-OH MY GOD! IT'S A GIANT ROBOT!
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Anonymous38: Candlejack is some sort of fai
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Anonymous39: Candlejack : Proof any website ending in chan sucks.
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Anonymous40: I do agree, the candlejack meme is fucking lame.
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wutmaster: Anons 38 and 39 are fa
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Anonymous41: I'm going to need more rope.
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Anonymous42(41): He'll never hurt me. I have pie.

It's Dutch Apple. Nothing to fear from Candlejack. Nothing at al
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Anonymous43: ppens if you say "Kcaj Eldnac?"
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Anonymous44: I just realized, if people get kidnapped when they say Candlejack, how to they press enter to send the comme
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Anonymous45(44): I just realized, if people get kidnapped when they say Candlejack, how to they press enter to send the comme-
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PrincessHeart: Anonymous 43-44, don't you mean "I just realized, if people get kidnapped when they say Candlejack, how DO they pre OMG HE HAS A FLAMETHROWER
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Anonymous46: 38 and 39 don't belive, it makes me and Candle Jack sa
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Deadpool: he's Candle Jacking her,

HA! used his name as a verb so it doesnt cou
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Big_Black_Dick: There was a time when i was afraid to say Candle Jack, but...

MOTHA FUKA YOU HAD BETA GET OUT!!!!

SHIT HE'S A SLAVE DRIV
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Anonymous47: what if he says his own name? would that cause an inverse matrix of temporal paradoxes which would give steph an implosive boner which may or may not kill candlejack.... awwww fuc....
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Anonymous48: What the fuck is going on in this picture? Is he ripping out his anus? is that wax defying the laws of gravity?
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SimpohJack: I heard that Candle Jack was pregnant and the father was Hillary Cli
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Anonymous49: I bet CandleJack has it's lair completely full by now, so he won't get m
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IntoThyHands: Jesus Christ you guys, stop with the Candlejack meme! It's really ann
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OmegaGenesis: ... Don't mind me, I'm just leaving some rope for Candlethingy.
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Anonymous50: So are we sick of the candlejack meme ye-
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Anonymous51: I just jacked off with a candle in my asshole.

What.
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Noka: we are not sick of the candlejack meme, not at all are we si
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Anonymous52: i need to lurk mao
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Anonymous53: I had no idea Anonymous was Jelly Jiggler
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Anonymous54: Candlejack cannot get me...Im perfectly fine O
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Anonymous55: So what does the Jack fellow do after he captures someone anyway?
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ChaosInuYasha: You don't wanna know Anon54.....
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Anonymous56: Weird picture, never heard of this Candlejack guy th-
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Anonymous57: Honestly, the whole Candlejack meme is utterly bulls
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sgf: I bet I can say Candlejack's na
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Skeletalcore: Guys, i just got a email from candlejack telling me to not say his name. oh shit, im doome
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Anonymous58: whats up with this candlejack stu-
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Fara_Phoenix: A57, no dash, no dots, no nothing. Candlejack takes you so fast you won't be able to say anymo
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sncunleashed: Whats so bad about saying the name Canlejack... I dont ge
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Anonymous59: >implying Candlejack can ever be o
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Anonymous60: Candlejack is a br
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Anonymous61: C-C-C-CANDLEJACK BREAKER (again)
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Anonymous62: You can't do a break on Candlejack you silly foo

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