Rule 34

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Titanium: Very nice
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CaptainButtface: he's gonna pollinate
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Jiya: The Power is Yours
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Anonymous1: I came rainbows. FEATURE THIS.
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Anonymous2: wat
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Anonymous3: captain planets semen makes plants?
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Anonymous4: He has to be summoned by the planeteers right? so does that mean they're watching him fap?
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Anonymous5: The funniest part is that he dug some dirt up, so I guess that's the equivalent to taking a girl's pants off.
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TheBomber: Dammit, didn't sign in.
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Shock_Headed_Penor: He just wants his own piece of Gaia. So is she feeling this?
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Anonymous6: FEATURE!!! FEATURE!!! FEATURE!!! FEATURE!!! FEATURE!!! FEATURE!!! FEATURE!!! FEATURE!!!

NOW
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Titanium: Happy Earth Day!
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Snorkpork: CAPTAIN PLANET!
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Richardthedragon: HAPPY EAR-

nvm, Titanium beat me to it
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Demonboy: Well if my childhood wasn't dead earlier...
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Franky_Whiskey: His seed finally grew....AND IT'S TIEM TO REAP TEH REWARDS!
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Anonymous7: Today I shall pollute.
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Anonymous8: Happy Earth Day indeed. :)
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Moon-Sayun: Damn... This site is my new event calendar.
I didn't even know it was earth day.
I gotta go sex up a tree!
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Titanium: Also see >>348529
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Moon-Sayun: Was that the runner-up Titanium?
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Anonymous9: Oh look, he's planting his seed.
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Anonymous10: I think he's going to deflower that plant.
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Izen: Ha ha, I get it. Because flowers are the sex organ.
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Dagg: LMAO!!!
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Anon322: Why the hell is Ted Turner Featured??
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Anonymous11: Is it possible to be TOO canon?
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Anonymous12: That is one sexy plant.
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Anonymous13: Protect the Environment, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTIAN PLANET!
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Anonymous14: CAPTAIN PLANET!!! *kicks previous anon in the nuts
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Anonymous15: Happy Fucking Earth Day.

Now celebrate by licking Al Gore's nutsack til' your tongue is covered in hair.
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DK_SAN: So this is what they mean by the rape of the naturaly world...
well if it works rape on
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Anonymous16: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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SD40-2: He's staring into that flowers soul, i mean soil :)
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Genjar: I do that all the time. It's good fertilizer.
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Anonymous17: GO Planet.
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Anonymous18(17): Fuck Planet.
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Anonymous19(17): Fap Cycle.
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Anonymous20(17): Wack Earth.
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Anonymous21: God dammit, Captain Planet! That's a loli and you know it!
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Anonymous22: Smoke pot.
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anon0: Go captain feature!
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Anonymous23: CAPTAIN PLANET FAPS A PLANT!! GET THE TREES!!
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Anonymous24: Rule34 does not work.There's NO "unattractive and unsuccessful African" porn.
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Anonymous25: THE POWER IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous26: Hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO.
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unrak01: lol
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Anonymous27: If it exist, there is porn of ist. (34)
If there is porn of it, it exist (43)

So. If there is no porn of YOU - u dont exist.
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crabsdf: From the thumb I thought he broke a potted plant and was getting off on how wrong it is.
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Anonymous28: could be incest
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Anonymous29: Waiting for a Ted Turner joke...
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Anonymous30: What's the story here? Does his semen turn into flowers or did he have intercourse with it?

Dickweed.
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Anonymous31: That's one hot plant
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Anonymous32: Looks to me like he's getting off to the roots he exposed by removing the dirt =]
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ChrisHansen: remember to turn all the light on
you know, for the planet
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Anonymous33: Happy Captain Planet day.
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Anonymous34: @Anon23: Either STFU or GTFO.
Pick one and do it.
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R_A: Ergh, someone elses childhood died. I never watched this as a child.
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Whichi: The Featured image should have been a drawing of Captain Planet fucking Captian Polution in the ass, with Captian Planet saying "The Power is YOURS!"
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Anonymous35: "I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO PLEASURE MYSELF WITH THIS PLANT."
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Anonymous36: oh lawd is dat sum CP?
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Anonymous37: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!
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Anonymous38: THE GUY IS FAPPING TO A FUCKING FLOWER - DAMN!
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Anonymous39: He's our hero
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Anonymous40: lmao this is awesome
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Anonymous41: ^Those aren't funny.
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Anonymous42: not the pics, they are bad, but the comments
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Weasil: THAT FLOWER'S STAMEN IS SHOWING

I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY THIS IMAGE AND WILL BE REPORTING THIS WEBSITE TO THE BOTANICAL SOCIETY OF AMERICA
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Anonymous43: He's masturbating to the flower while watching it grow. the fact that the plant is growing turns him on.
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Anonymous44: PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT OR I`LL FUCKING KILL YOU!! CAPTAAAAAAAIN PLANET!!
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Titanium: quit posting irrelavent URLs.
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masterofpirates: At least he's masturbating to a mature flower and not a seed.
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jaycro: look at that flower its such a whore
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Anonymous45: i'm surprised they haven't brought back gay ole' captain planet. what with the hippie environmentalism trend and all. also, picture is great choice for earth day. i lolled.
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NaughtyNinjaloX99: he dug a hole in the soil, fucked it, & planted his seed(s)
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Kwame: Let our flowers combine
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Anonymous46: This is what the Green Movement expects of their valued employees.
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Anonymous47: In regards to bush, does he like them trimmed? Or natural?


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