d-feather: Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the splatoon octopus girl so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Deepsea Metro I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Agent 8. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Agent 8's tight virgin octopussy. I want her to have my Octarian babies.
Fuck, the fucking aquarium's staff caught me with their octopi. I gave one of them a #10,008 wristband and went to fucking town. The aquarium has banned me and I'm worried my mom's gonna take away my Switch. I might not ever get to see Agent 8 again.
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Fuck, the fucking aquarium's staff caught me with their octopi. I gave one of them a #10,008 wristband and went to fucking town. The aquarium has banned me and I'm worried my mom's gonna take away my Switch. I might not ever get to see Agent 8 again.
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