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evilpika: Oh crap. *gets shitstorm helmet on*
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DuckPenisExpert: *twitch* O_-

*puts on her women's lib wig*
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ErestiVerin: *grabs Riot Gear*
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DuckPenisExpert: *pours a glass of pickle juice*
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ErestiVerin: *pours some chocolate milk*
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DuckPenisExpert: *toasts a bagel*
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ErestiVerin: *toasts an english muffin*
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Anonymous1: *burns the english muffin*
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DuckPenisExpert: Anon1, you're an asshole. :-/ You can't just go around burning people's muffins and shit.
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Anonymous2: Quack, quack, quack...

I hear quacking, so much quacking in the distance.
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ErestiVerin: D: can it is be hugz tiem nao?
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DuckPenisExpert: It's all about the love up in here.

*quack*
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Would the point be better made if the art were actually worth looking at? More talent needed here.
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Urbane_Guerrilla: And unduly enormous pic is unduly etcetera.
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Urbane_Guerrilla: This is the work of someone who is both inartistic and obsessed.
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ErestiVerin: do you need a hug urbane?
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Anonymous3(2): Now, as punishment, you must Google image search "flirty fishing"
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Baconface: Yes.
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ErestiVerin: as your punishment anon3 you must search up BME pain Olympics and fap to it
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Anonymous4: If Jesus was a women, he would tell women that they should stop asking the whole fucking world to hand everything to them in a silver platter and demanding entitlements.

She would tell women to open their own doors, pay for their own food, get their own jobs by themselves, and actually WORK.

She would tell them that "reverse sexism" is still sexism, and telling someone they can't get grant money because they are a man is wrong.
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Anonymous5: Or she would just RL-Rule 63 anon4 to teach his whiny YMCA ass a few things about the world.

Come to think of it, that's Rule 34 material. Any anons out there feeling up to it?
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nnmsRs: If Jesus was a woman, I would tell her to STFU and GO MAEK ME A SAMMICH!!!
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CrawlingChaos: "Hold them in your corpsey gracelessness,
The image I have had to suffer.
The cross is the virgin body of womanhood that your defile.
You nail yourself to your own sin,
Lamearse, Jesus calls me sister.
There are no words for my contempt.
Every woman is a cross in his filthy theology.
In his arrogant delight.
He turns his back upon me in his fear.
He dare not face me. Fearfucker.
Share nothing you christ.
Sterile, impotent, fucklove prophet of death
You are the ultimate pornography."
Kind of fitting if you squint. Honestly, like I wasn't just WAITING to post this.
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CrawlingChaos: HEY. Who WOULDN'T fap to BME? >:3
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Anonymous6: Just throwing it out there, I guess?
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Gannondorf: *Dons his Stormtrooper outfit*
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leacheate_soup: .
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home


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