Anonymous4: A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline! Lower the stretcher! And make the rescue! The new emergency collection from Lego City!
Anonymous5: I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
Anonymous6: Here we go, cause we're Fanboy & Chum Chum!
A little cuckoo, Fanboy & Chum Chum
We're amazing, totally crazy
Fanboy, Chum Chum, come on, everybody, sing!
We're gonna scream at the top of our lungs!
We're gonna fly and have some fun!
We don't care, if you stare, I mean, look at our underwear!
BRAAAAAIIIIIN FREEEEEEEZZZE! Ooooooooh...BRAIN FREEZE!
Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba
Blah blah, blah blah, buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-blah!
So come and scream at the top of your lungs!
Come and fly and have some fun!
Buh-buh-blah, buh-buh-blah, buh, blah, blah, Fanboy & Chum Chum!
Anonymous7: [Smacks lips] Hey guys whats up this is.. [sigh] Matthew Davis back up here and.. today I'm gonna do a rant on.. my number one least favorite Nickelodeon show of all time and that is none other than.. Fanboy and Chum Chum. Now Fanboy and Chum Chum basically you have these two.. boys that are.. dressed up as superheroes, except they're not superheroes at all they're just two kids that.. are idiots and just go to school.. and basically do random shit like they basically..just do stuff together they cannot live without eachother. And um... [sigh] pretty much they wind up just.. all they do is drink slushies.. that they call Frosty Freezy Freezes and..basically a lot of people...yeah. That's mainly the plot of the show... [facepalms] Jesus...I used to like this show, but now I've realized how unfunny, how stupid, how dumb the show was. [Smacks lips] [sighs] Oh boy.. this show..is one of the dumbest shows I've ever seen. Fanboy and Chum Chum are nothing more than a bunch of idiots. [Smacks lips] like there's this one episode.. where.. Fanboy and Chum Chum get their..desks separated in school, and they're really depressed.. and [moans] I want Fanboy back [voice cracks] I want Chum Chum back...REALLY...Just because you got- and then the entire school's gonna get destroyed if they don't get their tables back together, so they do and..well ya know everything's back to- THAT'S DUMB. All that they did- all that the teacher did was separate your tables. No big deal, okay? [Sighs] and then Fanboy OHH think he's a vampire so he's gonna..so they give Chum Chum a neck so he can become a vampi- Ok really? First of all this is a gross-ass show like..It's just NASTY like...there...is nothing that I like about this show, the animation is.. uugh [groans] Fanboy and Chum Chum are two ugly-ass motherfuckers that can't do anything right. [Sighs] like they..get a friend, they make it out of gum.. and they get a viking and..they're trying to eat a Frosty Freezy Freeze monster that makes Frosty Freezy Freezes and uhhh... they do this..have this weapon called the Elastic Brain that they open their heads in. There's an episode where Fanboy took his brain and put it inside of a robot, so he can be smarter, but NO...really...Really? so he can pass a test so they can get a bouncy house...really. [Sighs] but it turns out he failed so you put your brain in the god damn body for nothin'..because..your brain's stupid..Alright? ya know..[sighs] also you got this lil BITCH named Yo who..basically [sighs]...wants Chum Chum to put..in her doll collection even though he's not a doll, he's a little fat midget...Really? Fan...really...[sighs] You also have this..FAT ASS piece of shit named...Boog.. and no not Boog from Open Season, I'm talkin' bout Boog.. from.. Fanboy and Chum Chum, or BUG...BOO...BUG...whatever that are- they're both spelled the same so whatever I'm just gonna call 'em fuckin' BOOG... [sighs] No he does this thing he calls..BOPPING like..really [raises arm above head with hand clenched in a fist] just...[Smacks head] Bop! [Smacks head] Bop! ALL the time...also Fanboy turns into a puppet in one episode, but it turns out he WANTS to stay a puppet..forever, he doesn't change his mind. Also... Fanboy and Chum Chum get this toy called.. Agent 8, who's an octopus but it looks nothin' like what it looks like on the box, so they just keep it anyway they don't even give a shit, they didn't even realize- and they have this annoying song, montage shown-song goin' out called [sings] Friends! Forever! Friends! Forever- It was SO ANNOYING! Just like the theme song, the theme song's so annoying like... It was like [sings] Ladeeda Fanboy and Chum Chum [breathes] Deh [breathes] DehFanboy and Chum Chu- [breathes] Eh eh..ehNyeh nyeh ny..nYeh neh eheh eh ehDEH DEH [raises middle finger on both hands, flashing hands around back and forth to the camera] DUN NUN NUN NUN NUNUNUNUNAH. Shhhut up...that song's so annoying. [Sighs] Ya see- Fanboy and Chum Chum are so god damn annoying..[sighs] It's not even funny the animation..and...it's just awful and.. [sighs] [exhales loudly, turning into a groan] This show's so dumb..DON'T watch this show if you haven't seen it it's. AWFUL...Oh yeah, I forgot to mention one thing. Fanboy and Chum Chum wear their underwear OVER their pants..that is SO stupid. That's not where..that's not how you wear underwear. You put it..UNDER your clothes, not over! Fuckin' dumbasses....[Sighs] really?.. OH yeah I forgot!.. there's this dance at school and then...Fanboy took a MOP named Moppy with him, it's just a mop with two girly eyes... So yeah he...but then he cheats on the mop, and the mop is upset...REALLY? [sighs] And then... [sighs] U-Uh.. Fanboy fell in love with... Chum Chum's cousin and...he sees him cheating on the god damn mop- ITS A MOP! You took a mop to a dance? And then he sings this song goin- [sings] MOPPYY!! MOPPY! MOPPY! [sighs] And then he gets her back and uses her to clean up....Uhh....Chum Chum's cousin's barf up that is...That's.. disgusting. This show is so disgusting, this show wasn't funny, it..wasn't entertaining, it was STUPID, it was DUMB, it was RIDICULOUS...this is the worst modern Nickelodeon show I've EVER seen...It's SO stupid, I cannot believe I liked- I..I liked this show back then, but now I hate it. This show definitely gets a zero out of ten, don't watch it, I HIGHLY recommend you stay away from it. [Sighs] So ya that's all I'd like to say stee-see ya guys later. Word out.
Anonymous8: I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view; see Diagram A: http://imgur.com/a/MGopB
Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in political debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight The Senate, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. It took the Tusken Raiders years of conflict against Old Ben Kenobi to grasp his superiority in terrain advantage, as you see them visibly flee in ANH when they realize he holds the low (inverse-high) ground; this was the optimal strategy against a near-invincible opponent.
Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, after falling from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats upon realizing he is on the lowest ground. You'll also notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the intellectual high ground and accelerate Luke's training. Example D: http://imgur.com/a/UhgYZ. Obi-Wan's defensive Form III lightsaber style synergizes with his careful military maneuvers; as he only strikes when prepared, he can always hold the strategic high ground. (The business on Cato Neimodia doesn't count.) You'll come to realize that this is why Commander Cody's artillery strike failed against Obi-Wan, when hundreds of Jedi were killed in similar attacks. Cody failed to grasp the strategic situation, as the Jedi Master's elevation was superior to his by hundreds of meters, making him virtually unkillable. (You'll notice that all the Jedi killed in Order 66 were on level ground with the clones, thereby assuring their demise.) Had Cody taken his time and engaged the Jedi on even terrain, he would have succeeded. Obi-Wan subsequently retreated under the surface of the lake, so that he could maintain the topographical low/high ground. This is why Obi-Wan is so willing to fight against impossible odds to the point where he thrusts himself in immediate danger (http://imgur.com/a/i2GwA); when your probability of victory is 1-to-10, you have the statistical (and therefore strategic) low ground, a numerical advantage when you use your point of view to flip the value to 10/1 . Almost losing is, in Obi-Wan's case, certain victory. (See Example E: http://imgur.com/a/A5WwZ).
As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen One can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and could no longer use his signature trick, becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Additionally, Anakin told Obi-Wan that, from "[his] point of view, the Jedi are evil". This broadens Anakin's mind to the concept of relativity in the context of the moral high ground, a mere step away from tactical comprehension.
Anonymous10(9): In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan intentionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground (Example G: http://imgur.com/a/wIi43).
Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left. Image A: http://imgur.com/a/clEuG. As seen through the events of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan was known to be on friendly terms with Senator Organa, whose homeworld held large quantities of mountainous terrain, the perfect habitat for a Jedi Master. Grand Moff Tarkin was already in position to destroy Alderaan as a first target, as the distance from Scarif to Alderaan was too vast to reach between the escape and recapture of the Tantive IV, even at 1.0 lightspeed. Alderaan had been the initial target all along, as Obi-Wan with the high ground was the primary threat to the Death Star. How? Because a moon-sized space station would have some form of gravitational pull, thereby negating Obi-Wan's zero-gravity weakness; Obi-Wan with the perpetual high-ground in a low-orbit starfighter would easily be able to fire proton torpedoes through a ventilation shaft, although the Empire was uncertain of the specific weakness of the Death Star planted by Galen Erso (who was a good friend).
In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing.
A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (π/12 to 5π/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. (Diagram B: http://imgur.com/a/SLLjR). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0→x π/12 | 7π/12 5π/12 | 11π/12 Ʃ(x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10Δ)) * cΦ
'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spacial relativity.
The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 β (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05.
Pressure is equally important, as it is a surrounding force attached to gravity (the high ground has famously low impact in aquatic environments). Pressure(λ) is measured in pounds per square inch (psi), to be used as a gravity multiplier (or division if pressure is sub-atmospheric; Φ (Surrounding Force) is a variable defined as β * 2.2λ , with no metric value assigned due to its singular application in the MetaComm equations.
In situations regarding Obi-Wan and his relativistic point of view, you must substitute the Quadrilateral MetaComm Equation (the Jedi Master function), f(x) = lim 0→x minmaxƩ (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) ) * (1.2)cΦ [min = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + π/12 ), max = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + 5π/12 ].
The viable Φ field is expanded, as Obi-Wan has taken advantage of the high ground in so many different environments that he simply uses it more efficiently, and the min/max values apply due to his multidimensional point of view, evidenced by the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. Additionally, the distance factor does not affect Obi-Wan, as spacetime can be perseptively compressed, giving him the ideal Δ value from his point of reference.
In conclusion, Obi-Wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers. To properly analyze the strategic genius of Kenobi, one must hold advanced knowledge in Philosophy, Mathematics, and Calculus-based Physics, and be able to integrate these topics together.
Anonymous11: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff you inside it?
Got an appetite? Grab a couple slices
Mom and dad lied when they told you I was lifeless
What's this, someone in the main office?
Hanging out after hours? how obnoxious
Watching us on his monitor, preposterous
Time to wake the others now we'll show him who the boss is
Call me Freddy, I'm the teddy with a temper
When I see a face like yours, I remember
Make it through the night and I'll bet they'll give you tenure
Then you can be part of Freddy's family forever
Most of us got a major upgrade
So I hope you don't hate staying up late
If you're scared, give your resume an update
Cause unless you quit, you'll still be making minimum wage
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
We're your friends, we'll show you why
Beware Mangle, he'll leave your brains scrambled
You could say he's got a couple wires tangled
He likes surprising you from a higher angle
Keep an eye above ya, cause it's where he likes to dangle
We got a brand new Freddy, Chica, Bonnie
You can bring balloons, boy, time to throw the party
Put your mask on, cause now the fun is starting
Don't keep it on long, it ain't fooling Foxy
Check the vents that we'll be crawling out the bottom of
If you got doors, now you oughta lock 'em up
Whoops, I forgot, you don't even got 'em
Keep the music playing or we're gonna have a problem.
But don't relax once you have us distracted
We move around as sporadic as mechanical crackheads
We think on our own, no strings attached
If you don't believe that, ask the Marionette
Did you listen to the vision you saw?
As the clock keeps ticking, we'll be givin' you more
Do you remember the original four?
We were left to decay
In this dark, troubled place
Too late to run away
(Just don't run out of double As)
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
Just don't listen to the phone guy
Hello, hello?
Wow, you made it this far!
Honestly, didn't think you'd really ever get far
Ha-ha, don't worry, you got nothing to fear,
This is just the beginning of a thrilling career
Now, the animatronics are known to bug out
Isn't that enough reason to get the f*** out?!
Listen up, guy, this gig ain't for me
But we're having such fun and we'd hate you to leave
You might mistake us for hostile monstrosities
But accidents will happen when you've got a lot of teeth
If you got a birthday, let's make it bright
It's so exciting when a party stops by for a bite
We wait all night for the day to begin
With a special surprise that we save for the end
If you don't already know how we like to make friends
Then we'll show you now and you're gonna fit right in
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
We're your friends, we'll show you why
Join us and die
Anonymous13: Well we're back in this bitch (you know we're scratchin' that itch)
Man I'll throw a turtle shell up at you and I'll bust your lip
Third game, and fuck gettin' old
All we do is fart and curse so fuck it were golden
The king has been transformed and Toads are callin'
Now I'm in the grassland and Luigi's followin'
We're in the grassland (You're in the grassland)
I got cash in my hand (You got that cash in your hand)
And I'm rollin' up coinz 4 dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!
I got 15 cents and you're all gettin' $mashed
Y'know 'cause we're swag and stuff
And we're gettin' crunk or whatever
Oh no, Desert Land
This shit's gettin' outta hand
The sun, not my frand
The fun just never ends
Larry and Morton and Wendy O
Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig (fa sho)
They got brand new wands 'n' shit
Taking over castles, real pains in the ass so
I'm back with my suspenders on, gonna dust off my cap
Shit I'll fly through the air just like a racoon
Leaving Koopalings doomed
Choking on fuckin' Goomba boot stew
We will stomp yo face
Into outer space
That don't make no sense
Mario Bros. represent
The name's Toad, you can call me Toad
You're up in my house now, my little humble abode
Ain't got no guest bed, guest room, not even a guest chair
No bathroom, just the 3 wooden chests there
So lemme guess you're gonna take my best shit and
Peace out like WHAT, nah, kick it with me for a bit
In this kingdom, I'm largely ignored, but yo I
Got more cribs than a maternity ward
I got homes 'n' hoes in each world, widespread
Yeah the ladies love my big ol' mushroom head ;)
You wanna have some fun, lemme spin ya some cards
My minigames bring all the boys to the yard
But what I really hope ya get is nothin' at all
You wanna rob Toad's house? Yeah you can suck my tiny balls
Ba-balls
Swing your arms from side to side
Take a dump in yo pants
Take a step and back again
That's The Mario Dance™
C'mawn, I'm C-C-Crushin in this boot
Couldn't run and lost my frog suit
Find the secret block and put this whistle on a long toot
Ghosts is comin' at me gonna look 'em in the eyes
Don't you know I'm goin' on a boot ride
Check it out I got tha boot
Take a walk on yo face
Don't you know I got the boot
Put you back in yo place
Hoppin' around
Stompin' tha ground
Takin' you down
400 pounds
Actually it's a shoe
Nobody cares
Hey look at that I got a star (yeah)
I'll Duane The Rock Johnson
Dude
DUde
Really
What, you mad bro
I'm not even mad
Well I'm sorry brah
But it looks like I'm about to take you
To Suplex City bitch.
I say I say I say
Why you takin' my star from me
You got 29 lives, man, I only got 3
Man that's bologna, ya stats are below me
I'll stick a feather in your cap and I'll call it rigatoni
You would call it rigatoni, you fat fuck
Come on man, I'm not even fat
I've just got a lotta big bones
Yeah that's 'cause you're in the dog house
Learn how to string a rhyme together fucko.
Oyeah, so original
Hit the pow block, flip the spiked turtles over
Gonna hit it right back an' I'll take outcha shoulder bone
Cut it out you fucker, just leave me alone
I'm gonna jump on your parietal lobe
You fuckin' motherfucker
Waitaminute there's a secret in this tunnel
Nope, piranha plant, you're no fun (yo)
Rock a Tanuki like I did it for nookie
A falling statue in the air like (you fell and you shook me)
I'm the mustach plumber fuckin' pummel the sun
I'll fuck your mama in the butthole and go out on a fun run
He's on a fun run (I'm on a fun run)
I know that, I'm not a dumb dumb
Rockin' this motherfucker destroyin' this place
John Leguizamo, no stache on my face
I got my Hammer Suit, implied facepalmin' steady and I'm-a
Throwin' shit up like mom's spaghetti
Booty booty booty
My fellow Koopas!
The time for change is upon us
The time has come to take back what is rightfully ours
The time has come to take back the Mushroom Kingdom
We will conquer all who oppose us!
We will never give up, and we will never surrender!
We will clean our teeth on the bones of our enemies
Can you dig it?!
Larry you do nothing, nothing you do
I'm going to do you like a mid-level boss and not even mention you
Morton's fat, whatchu think about that
I woulda hit him 3 times but he collapsed and had a heart attack
Hey there Wendy, save those hoops fo yo mama
I'ma warp past the castle to avoid the drama bitch
Iggy you're a nerd with a fat head
Iggy you're a nerd with a fat head
Roy I'll royally rumble your face right now
Leave you rollin' like a tumbleweed tumblin' down
Took down Lemmy wasn't even a brawl
Sorry little buddy hate to burst your balls
And then there's Ludwig, he doesn't even amuse me
He ain't nothing but a double-stompin' ass Gary Busey
Hey toadstool look at me, I made it to the castle
There wasn't no thwomps or falling blocks on the screen I couldn't handle
Still comin' with a fireball in my hand
Would have had the hammer suit, but damn the Ice Land
Now to King Koopa's lair with a smile on my face and Luigi, he's my right hand man
Omg waffles
We're the Mario Bros., and plumbin's our game
We're not like the others who get all the fame
The kingdom is safe, except World 3
Fuck that level big fish scare me
You kidnapped the princess
Ya dun fucked up
Now we're comin' for your mf dinosaur nuts
Pickin' up coins, It's time ta git paid
If I wasn't out here I'd be out gettin'
Koopa's comin' for ya, I'd rather just ignore ya
Why don't you retire take your fat ass to Florida
Ya freakin' retard idiot fag
Fat motherfuckin' dicklickin' shit in a bag
Ya fuckin' asshole cocksuckin' bitch ass ho
I'll fuck your fuckin' shit ass bitch fuck tha flo'
You're jumping on the ground, you're about to fall through
Iggy must've got his fat head from you
It's time to save the princess get out of my way
And then luigi jumped in and saves the day
Anonymous14: Blue streak (Blue streak)
Blue streak speeds by
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Too fast for the naked eye
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He's got an attitude
Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive!
Look out when he storms through
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Don't doubt what he can do
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He's got an attitude
Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!
Anonymous15(14): Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
In this world
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life
My life!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
(And it felt so great)
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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.
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Anonymous24: WHY?
Why cant i just seeee my life again
And who
Who should i findddddd
Now that im alone
Theres no where to go back to
But my homeeeeee
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I said what can i doooooooo
CRUNCHY PRETZEL ON THE OUTSIDE TENDER JUICY WHITE MEAT CHICKEN INSIDE
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Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
A little cuckoo, Fanboy & Chum Chum
We're amazing, totally crazy
Fanboy, Chum Chum, come on, everybody, sing!
We're gonna scream at the top of our lungs!
We're gonna fly and have some fun!
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Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view; see Diagram A: http://imgur.com/a/MGopB
Look at his battle record:
Maul: Has low ground, wins. Example A: http://imgur.com/a/dZZvq
Dooku: No high ground, loses.
Dooku rematch: No high ground, loses. Example B: http://imgur.com/a/sV2gu
Greivous: Has low ground, wins. Example C: http://imgur.com/a/jIe4F
Vader: Has high ground, wins
Vader rematch: No high ground, loses
Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in political debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight The Senate, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. It took the Tusken Raiders years of conflict against Old Ben Kenobi to grasp his superiority in terrain advantage, as you see them visibly flee in ANH when they realize he holds the low (inverse-high) ground; this was the optimal strategy against a near-invincible opponent.
Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, after falling from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats upon realizing he is on the lowest ground. You'll also notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the intellectual high ground and accelerate Luke's training. Example D: http://imgur.com/a/UhgYZ. Obi-Wan's defensive Form III lightsaber style synergizes with his careful military maneuvers; as he only strikes when prepared, he can always hold the strategic high ground. (The business on Cato Neimodia doesn't count.) You'll come to realize that this is why Commander Cody's artillery strike failed against Obi-Wan, when hundreds of Jedi were killed in similar attacks. Cody failed to grasp the strategic situation, as the Jedi Master's elevation was superior to his by hundreds of meters, making him virtually unkillable. (You'll notice that all the Jedi killed in Order 66 were on level ground with the clones, thereby assuring their demise.) Had Cody taken his time and engaged the Jedi on even terrain, he would have succeeded. Obi-Wan subsequently retreated under the surface of the lake, so that he could maintain the topographical low/high ground. This is why Obi-Wan is so willing to fight against impossible odds to the point where he thrusts himself in immediate danger (http://imgur.com/a/i2GwA); when your probability of victory is 1-to-10, you have the statistical (and therefore strategic) low ground, a numerical advantage when you use your point of view to flip the value to 10/1 . Almost losing is, in Obi-Wan's case, certain victory. (See Example E: http://imgur.com/a/A5WwZ).
As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen One can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and could no longer use his signature trick, becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Additionally, Anakin told Obi-Wan that, from "[his] point of view, the Jedi are evil". This broadens Anakin's mind to the concept of relativity in the context of the moral high ground, a mere step away from tactical comprehension.
Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left. Image A: http://imgur.com/a/clEuG. As seen through the events of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan was known to be on friendly terms with Senator Organa, whose homeworld held large quantities of mountainous terrain, the perfect habitat for a Jedi Master. Grand Moff Tarkin was already in position to destroy Alderaan as a first target, as the distance from Scarif to Alderaan was too vast to reach between the escape and recapture of the Tantive IV, even at 1.0 lightspeed. Alderaan had been the initial target all along, as Obi-Wan with the high ground was the primary threat to the Death Star. How? Because a moon-sized space station would have some form of gravitational pull, thereby negating Obi-Wan's zero-gravity weakness; Obi-Wan with the perpetual high-ground in a low-orbit starfighter would easily be able to fire proton torpedoes through a ventilation shaft, although the Empire was uncertain of the specific weakness of the Death Star planted by Galen Erso (who was a good friend).
In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing.
A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (π/12 to 5π/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. (Diagram B: http://imgur.com/a/SLLjR). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0→x π/12 | 7π/12 5π/12 | 11π/12 Ʃ(x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10Δ)) * cΦ
Δ = distance on hypotenuse (meters)
Φ = Surrounding Force [c (variable) * β (Earth Gravity) * (pressure (psi)/2.2)]
'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spacial relativity.
The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 β (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05.
Pressure is equally important, as it is a surrounding force attached to gravity (the high ground has famously low impact in aquatic environments). Pressure(λ) is measured in pounds per square inch (psi), to be used as a gravity multiplier (or division if pressure is sub-atmospheric; Φ (Surrounding Force) is a variable defined as β * 2.2λ , with no metric value assigned due to its singular application in the MetaComm equations.
In situations regarding Obi-Wan and his relativistic point of view, you must substitute the Quadrilateral MetaComm Equation (the Jedi Master function), f(x) = lim 0→x minmaxƩ (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) ) * (1.2)cΦ [min = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + π/12 ), max = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + 5π/12 ].
The viable Φ field is expanded, as Obi-Wan has taken advantage of the high ground in so many different environments that he simply uses it more efficiently, and the min/max values apply due to his multidimensional point of view, evidenced by the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. Additionally, the distance factor does not affect Obi-Wan, as spacetime can be perseptively compressed, giving him the ideal Δ value from his point of reference.
In conclusion, Obi-Wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers. To properly analyze the strategic genius of Kenobi, one must hold advanced knowledge in Philosophy, Mathematics, and Calculus-based Physics, and be able to integrate these topics together.
Want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff you inside it?
Got an appetite? Grab a couple slices
Mom and dad lied when they told you I was lifeless
What's this, someone in the main office?
Hanging out after hours? how obnoxious
Watching us on his monitor, preposterous
Time to wake the others now we'll show him who the boss is
Call me Freddy, I'm the teddy with a temper
When I see a face like yours, I remember
Make it through the night and I'll bet they'll give you tenure
Then you can be part of Freddy's family forever
Most of us got a major upgrade
So I hope you don't hate staying up late
If you're scared, give your resume an update
Cause unless you quit, you'll still be making minimum wage
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
We're your friends, we'll show you why
Beware Mangle, he'll leave your brains scrambled
You could say he's got a couple wires tangled
He likes surprising you from a higher angle
Keep an eye above ya, cause it's where he likes to dangle
We got a brand new Freddy, Chica, Bonnie
You can bring balloons, boy, time to throw the party
Put your mask on, cause now the fun is starting
Don't keep it on long, it ain't fooling Foxy
Check the vents that we'll be crawling out the bottom of
If you got doors, now you oughta lock 'em up
Whoops, I forgot, you don't even got 'em
Keep the music playing or we're gonna have a problem.
But don't relax once you have us distracted
We move around as sporadic as mechanical crackheads
We think on our own, no strings attached
If you don't believe that, ask the Marionette
Did you listen to the vision you saw?
As the clock keeps ticking, we'll be givin' you more
Do you remember the original four?
We were left to decay
In this dark, troubled place
Too late to run away
(Just don't run out of double As)
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
Just don't listen to the phone guy
Hello, hello?
Wow, you made it this far!
Honestly, didn't think you'd really ever get far
Ha-ha, don't worry, you got nothing to fear,
This is just the beginning of a thrilling career
Now, the animatronics are known to bug out
Isn't that enough reason to get the f*** out?!
Listen up, guy, this gig ain't for me
But we're having such fun and we'd hate you to leave
You might mistake us for hostile monstrosities
But accidents will happen when you've got a lot of teeth
If you got a birthday, let's make it bright
It's so exciting when a party stops by for a bite
We wait all night for the day to begin
With a special surprise that we save for the end
If you don't already know how we like to make friends
Then we'll show you now and you're gonna fit right in
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
We're your friends, we'll show you why
Join us and die
Man I'll throw a turtle shell up at you and I'll bust your lip
Third game, and fuck gettin' old
All we do is fart and curse so fuck it were golden
The king has been transformed and Toads are callin'
Now I'm in the grassland and Luigi's followin'
We're in the grassland (You're in the grassland)
I got cash in my hand (You got that cash in your hand)
And I'm rollin' up coinz 4 dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!
I got 15 cents and you're all gettin' $mashed
Y'know 'cause we're swag and stuff
And we're gettin' crunk or whatever
Oh no, Desert Land
This shit's gettin' outta hand
The sun, not my frand
The fun just never ends
Larry and Morton and Wendy O
Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig (fa sho)
They got brand new wands 'n' shit
Taking over castles, real pains in the ass so
I'm back with my suspenders on, gonna dust off my cap
Shit I'll fly through the air just like a racoon
Leaving Koopalings doomed
Choking on fuckin' Goomba boot stew
We will stomp yo face
Into outer space
That don't make no sense
Mario Bros. represent
The name's Toad, you can call me Toad
You're up in my house now, my little humble abode
Ain't got no guest bed, guest room, not even a guest chair
No bathroom, just the 3 wooden chests there
So lemme guess you're gonna take my best shit and
Peace out like WHAT, nah, kick it with me for a bit
In this kingdom, I'm largely ignored, but yo I
Got more cribs than a maternity ward
I got homes 'n' hoes in each world, widespread
Yeah the ladies love my big ol' mushroom head ;)
You wanna have some fun, lemme spin ya some cards
My minigames bring all the boys to the yard
But what I really hope ya get is nothin' at all
You wanna rob Toad's house? Yeah you can suck my tiny balls
Ba-balls
Swing your arms from side to side
Take a dump in yo pants
Take a step and back again
That's The Mario Dance™
C'mawn, I'm C-C-Crushin in this boot
Couldn't run and lost my frog suit
Find the secret block and put this whistle on a long toot
Ghosts is comin' at me gonna look 'em in the eyes
Don't you know I'm goin' on a boot ride
Check it out I got tha boot
Take a walk on yo face
Don't you know I got the boot
Put you back in yo place
Hoppin' around
Stompin' tha ground
Takin' you down
400 pounds
Actually it's a shoe
Nobody cares
Hey look at that I got a star (yeah)
I'll Duane The Rock Johnson
Dude
DUde
Really
What, you mad bro
I'm not even mad
Well I'm sorry brah
But it looks like I'm about to take you
To Suplex City bitch.
I say I say I say
Why you takin' my star from me
You got 29 lives, man, I only got 3
Man that's bologna, ya stats are below me
I'll stick a feather in your cap and I'll call it rigatoni
You would call it rigatoni, you fat fuck
Come on man, I'm not even fat
I've just got a lotta big bones
Yeah that's 'cause you're in the dog house
Learn how to string a rhyme together fucko.
Oyeah, so original
Hit the pow block, flip the spiked turtles over
Gonna hit it right back an' I'll take outcha shoulder bone
Cut it out you fucker, just leave me alone
I'm gonna jump on your parietal lobe
You fuckin' motherfucker
Waitaminute there's a secret in this tunnel
Nope, piranha plant, you're no fun (yo)
Rock a Tanuki like I did it for nookie
A falling statue in the air like (you fell and you shook me)
I'm the mustach plumber fuckin' pummel the sun
I'll fuck your mama in the butthole and go out on a fun run
He's on a fun run (I'm on a fun run)
I know that, I'm not a dumb dumb
Rockin' this motherfucker destroyin' this place
John Leguizamo, no stache on my face
I got my Hammer Suit, implied facepalmin' steady and I'm-a
Throwin' shit up like mom's spaghetti
Booty booty booty
My fellow Koopas!
The time for change is upon us
The time has come to take back what is rightfully ours
The time has come to take back the Mushroom Kingdom
We will conquer all who oppose us!
We will never give up, and we will never surrender!
We will clean our teeth on the bones of our enemies
Can you dig it?!
Larry you do nothing, nothing you do
I'm going to do you like a mid-level boss and not even mention you
Morton's fat, whatchu think about that
I woulda hit him 3 times but he collapsed and had a heart attack
Hey there Wendy, save those hoops fo yo mama
I'ma warp past the castle to avoid the drama bitch
Iggy you're a nerd with a fat head
Iggy you're a nerd with a fat head
Roy I'll royally rumble your face right now
Leave you rollin' like a tumbleweed tumblin' down
Took down Lemmy wasn't even a brawl
Sorry little buddy hate to burst your balls
And then there's Ludwig, he doesn't even amuse me
He ain't nothing but a double-stompin' ass Gary Busey
Hey toadstool look at me, I made it to the castle
There wasn't no thwomps or falling blocks on the screen I couldn't handle
Still comin' with a fireball in my hand
Would have had the hammer suit, but damn the Ice Land
Now to King Koopa's lair with a smile on my face and Luigi, he's my right hand man
Omg waffles
We're the Mario Bros., and plumbin's our game
We're not like the others who get all the fame
The kingdom is safe, except World 3
Fuck that level big fish scare me
You kidnapped the princess
Ya dun fucked up
Now we're comin' for your mf dinosaur nuts
Pickin' up coins, It's time ta git paid
If I wasn't out here I'd be out gettin'
Koopa's comin' for ya, I'd rather just ignore ya
Why don't you retire take your fat ass to Florida
Ya freakin' retard idiot fag
Fat motherfuckin' dicklickin' shit in a bag
Ya fuckin' asshole cocksuckin' bitch ass ho
I'll fuck your fuckin' shit ass bitch fuck tha flo'
You're jumping on the ground, you're about to fall through
Iggy must've got his fat head from you
It's time to save the princess get out of my way
And then luigi jumped in and saves the day
Wher muh chikn wangs?!
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Blue streak speeds by
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Too fast for the naked eye
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He's got an attitude
Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive!
Look out when he storms through
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Don't doubt what he can do
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He's got an attitude
Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!
Something beautiful happens
In this world
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life
My life!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
(And it felt so great)
Get the food you love, with perks.
“GRUBHUB!”
Grub what you love.
Introduction
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.
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Why cant i just seeee my life again
And who
Who should i findddddd
Now that im alone
Theres no where to go back to
But my homeeeeee
What can i do…..
I said what can i doooooooo