Anonymous1: Approximate translation:
You're late Link. While you were sleeping during 100 years, I've been raped by Lord Ganon's enormouscock, so much that I can't even explain it to you, and my body and soul became tainted with darkness.
Now my feelings for you are completely covered in black, and I've became Curse Zelda, Lord Ganon's...the Lord Ganon I love so much thing. Hu hu, isn't my new appearance lovely?
Now I'll send you back to sleep, but this time, you will sleep forever.
You're late Link. While you were sleeping during 100 years, I've been raped by Lord Ganon's enormouscock, so much that I can't even explain it to you, and my body and soul became tainted with darkness.
Now my feelings for you are completely covered in black, and I've became Curse Zelda, Lord Ganon's...the Lord Ganon I love so much thing. Hu hu, isn't my new appearance lovely?
Now I'll send you back to sleep, but this time, you will sleep forever.