Rule 34Cookies may be used. Please read our privacy policy for more information. By accepting to enter you agree to our rules and terms of service.EnterLeave UploaderMoss, August 24, 2009; 12:55TagsCortana, Halo, Oni_(artist), gravemindSource Linkwww.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Oni/53539/Commission-Cortana-9Metadata LockedNoInfo972x1188 // 249KB // jpgCommentsAugust 24, 2009; 13:21 - ReplyAnonymous1: Virtua rapeAugust 24, 2009; 17:57 - ReplyAnonymous2: gravemind should be taggedAugust 24, 2009; 19:16 - ReplyAnonymous3: Mmmm...tentaclesAugust 26, 2009; 05:46 - ReplyAnonymous4: Needs 1 more tenti to go in tha mouthAugust 29, 2009; 06:44 - ReplyAnonymous5: its a virusAugust 29, 2009; 06:45 - ReplyAnonymous6(5): HA HA, she has a computer virus.August 29, 2009; 13:39 - ReplyAnonymous7: now that is what I call a tentacle virusAugust 29, 2009; 13:44 - ReplyAnonymous8(7): How to annoy Cortana 1: Ask her if she knows anyone named HAL. 2: If she does, scream like a girl and run away. 3: Constantly remind her that she only has a lifespan of seven years. 4: If she cries, apologize and give her candy and chocolates. 5: Laugh as she cries even more. 6: Say that you know a way to get her back into a body. Tell her to come to the operating room in whatever ship she happens to be in at noon. 7: Lock her in with Miranda Keyes. Watch as she explodes at Cortana for asking her to come here while she was taking her shower. 8: Tell her to get her head out of the Recycle Bin. 9: Infect her with a tentacle virus. (Thank you, AFF) 10: Take pictures, but don’t let her see you. 11: Sign her up for counseling a month after she got tented. (Short for raped by tentacles.) 12: After she comes out, proudly announce over the intercom that you will be displaying the photos in an hour. 13: Asked if she got tented while she was captured by Gravemind. 14: If she changes the subject, try to put an arm around her and phase through. 15: Then for the next week, blatantly try to offer her counseling whenever she pops up in hologram form. 16: Spread rumors that Gravemind made her get breast implants during the break between games.August 30, 2009; 22:12 - ReplyAnonymous9: This is f*cking awesome.September 4, 2009; 19:16 - ReplyGeneral_Vagueness: anon 8: tl; unfortunately did rSeptember 7, 2009; 13:34 - ReplyAnonymous10: more cortana. im tired of this colored elite shit theyneed pics like this every daySeptember 21, 2009; 05:43 - ReplyAnonymous11: anon2 is a sick fuck...NOBODY CARES ABOUT GRAVEMINDSeptember 22, 2009; 05:37 - ReplyAnonymous12: Thank god, once I get my hands on ODST I'll go to the ONI building and personally thank him.October 23, 2009; 11:38 - ReplyAnonymous13: Anon8, long winded but funnyOctober 31, 2009; 03:42 - ReplyAnonymous14: yummy!October 31, 2009; 03:47 - ReplyAnonymous15: lmao I agree with anon13December 25, 2009; 08:12 - ReplyAnonymous16: Too long, did not listenJanuary 22, 2010; 03:26 - ReplyAnonymous17: unattractive and unsuccessful African plzNovember 12, 2010; 06:14 - ReplyAnonymous18: LO freaking LDecember 6, 2010; 06:14 - ReplyAnonymous19: Anon 8, you are f**king awesome.January 18, 2011; 06:06 - ReplyAnonymous20: This is why halo is the best video game ever. And I guess forge and story and firefight and theater are cool to...January 18, 2011; 06:15 - ReplyAnonymous21: pieMay 20, 2011; 02:37 - ReplyAnonymous22: lol at the random trollsJune 22, 2011; 07:06 - ReplyAnonymous23: The blue disc really seems to like fucking with Cortana, quite literally infact.December 21, 2011; 06:37 - ReplyAnonymous24: unattractive and unsuccessful African pleese, don try ta talk getto, ya heer me bitch?July 2, 2013; 09:18 - ReplyAnonymous25: What is this game?November 28, 2015; 21:32 - ReplyFapping_to_Feet: Mmm tentacles on her feetGuide to comment formatting codes. Report an ad?
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1: Ask her if she knows anyone named HAL.
2: If she does, scream like a girl and run away.
3: Constantly remind her that she only has a lifespan of seven years.
4: If she cries, apologize and give her candy and chocolates.
5: Laugh as she cries even more.
6: Say that you know a way to get her back into a body. Tell her to come to the operating room in whatever ship she happens to be in at noon.
7: Lock her in with Miranda Keyes. Watch as she explodes at Cortana for asking her to come here while she was taking her shower.
8: Tell her to get her head out of the Recycle Bin.
9: Infect her with a tentacle virus. (Thank you, AFF)
10: Take pictures, but don’t let her see you.
11: Sign her up for counseling a month after she got tented. (Short for raped by tentacles.)
12: After she comes out, proudly announce over the intercom that you will be displaying the photos in an hour.
13: Asked if she got tented while she was captured by Gravemind.
14: If she changes the subject, try to put an arm around her and phase through.
15: Then for the next week, blatantly try to offer her counseling whenever she pops up in hologram form.
16: Spread rumors that Gravemind made her get breast implants during the break between games.
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theyneed pics like this every day
And I guess forge and story and firefight and theater are cool to...