Anonymous13: I'm 16 and this isn't *cough*sex... It's called Sex for a reason... Anal isn't a sex is it? Is it?! Not only that, but it hurts, it smells worse than douche, and is NOT a good idea. Anyway, that's the end of my moral rant. Hopefully if a sadly confused 12 (or under) year old sees this comment, they will be less confused...
Anonymous17(13): Kid: I'm 12 and what is this? Dad: I actually don't know how to explain THIS, but this isn't how you got here son. I tell you what, I'll turn on Norton Internet Security™ so you don't have to see such idiocy, and then I'll get you a tissue to stop your eyes bleeding.(LOL) Kid: Thanks dad, you're great.
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