Anonymous1: Just posting the pic's backstory for you all:
>Zuko and Katara go cruising for whores
Katara: *hic* Zuko, I'm impressed, shocked even. *hic* You can sure hold your liquor.
Zuko: *burp* Yeh, we sure hooked up with a couple lightweights, didn't we. Thanks for holding Mai's hair while she puked back there.
Katara: Don-mention-it. *hic* 'Denks for tuckin' in Aang after he passed out.
The two of them stumble slightly through the Fire Nation Capital's redlight district. They happen upon a brothel.
Katara: 'ey! I got a fun idear. *hic* Let's get youuu a hooker!
Zuko: *snickers* Yah, let's get the Fire Lord laid!
Katara lays her arm over his shoulder and shoves the two inside the whorehouse.
House Madam: How may I help you?
Zuko: Oooh, you're quite the curvy jackalcougar. How much fer a night wit' you? *hic*
House Madam: I haven't turned a trick in a quite a while. In fact, I'm quite expensive...
Katara: BAH, he's good fer it. And how much for her over dere *hic*
Younger prostitute: Sorry honey, I don't do girls.
Katara: I don't want you for sexins, I need a drinkin' buddy while I watch angtsy-pants pound away. *hic* Grab a couple bottles behind your bar there, we is gonna get fucked up while your boss gets fucked!
Vicente: Anons 2, 4 and 5, the pic's actually based on this story... the author is Daniel "Fucking" Murphy, from plus4chan. As the artist, I can assure you the Madame is NOT Ursa. :)
>Zuko and Katara go cruising for whores
Katara: *hic* Zuko, I'm impressed, shocked even. *hic* You can sure hold your liquor.
Zuko: *burp* Yeh, we sure hooked up with a couple lightweights, didn't we. Thanks for holding Mai's hair while she puked back there.
Katara: Don-mention-it. *hic* 'Denks for tuckin' in Aang after he passed out.
The two of them stumble slightly through the Fire Nation Capital's redlight district. They happen upon a brothel.
Katara: 'ey! I got a fun idear. *hic* Let's get youuu a hooker!
Zuko: *snickers* Yah, let's get the Fire Lord laid!
Katara lays her arm over his shoulder and shoves the two inside the whorehouse.
House Madam: How may I help you?
Zuko: Oooh, you're quite the curvy jackalcougar. How much fer a night wit' you? *hic*
House Madam: I haven't turned a trick in a quite a while. In fact, I'm quite expensive...
Katara: BAH, he's good fer it. And how much for her over dere *hic*
Younger prostitute: Sorry honey, I don't do girls.
Katara: I don't want you for sexins, I need a drinkin' buddy while I watch angtsy-pants pound away. *hic* Grab a couple bottles behind your bar there, we is gonna get fucked up while your boss gets fucked!
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