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UploaderKrawczyk,
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Anonymous1: I think that's technically a beholderkin; not enough eyestalks to be a true beholder.
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Krawczyk: Oh great job, you wanna go and make it go completely unnoticed by everyone sane and lacking neckbeards. Yeah, that'll work swell.
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Botulismsauce: holy sweaty christ. i came
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evilpika: Why is this so sexy and adorable?
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Shock_Headed_Penor: The real question is, how much XP is it worth?
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Chupacabra555: Okay, this site finally broke my mind 0_0
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shetni64: Judging by its size and number of eyestalks, I'd guess it's an Eyeball, which would mean it's CR 1/2 (in 3e), so it'd be worth 150XP for characters up to 6th level, 131XP for 7th level characters, 100XP for 8th level characters, or no XP at all for higher-level characters (against whom it presumably poses a trivial challenge).
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Anonymous2: In during NERD RAGE
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Krawczyk: I luv this site for the random nerdfaggotry on RPG/Porkyman/FPS pics.
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Anonymous3: Anon2, where's the rage? I can't see any.
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Anonymous4: I'm sure they "luv" you for ineptitude for spelling and coining words, which is a byproduct of "nerdfaggotry" of a linguistic kind.
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Anonymous5: Guys, what the fuck. It's fucking an eyeball with a vagina, why is nobody noticing that it's fucking an EYEBALL WITH A VAGINA?
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Anonymous6: It is a beholderkin. This is porn for D&D fans (or any kind of fantasy RPG that features beholders), if you are not, you will not understand it.

It actually makes me think of a loli beholder...
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OGRE: BIIIIIIG TROUBLE

IN LIIIIITLE CHIIIIINA
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Plus5Pencil: Ohgod Ogre, did you just make a Chris Chan joke?

Also this is silly. Everyone knows that beholders reproduce asexually and vomit out their wombs before biting through the tissue still connecting them.
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Anonymous7: whatever, the loli beholder thing amused me
sexually
I belong here...

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