Hadoken: Indeed Anon1, in Actual lore, the Kappa enjoy sucking the blood out of men, and that just happens to be their favorite place to suck it out of...before they eat it off you in a very gorey fashion, Yes you pervs out there, you were right when you assumed the cucumber offerings were representive of something else. Remember, never let a kappa near your bits, unless you have them honorbound (by marriage rites with very specific rules) to not fang you. (vampirey though they may be, Kappas are nothing if not honorbound to a fault.)
Anonymous2: Well, shit . . . Decisions, decisions. Personally, I dunno--Those marriage rites just might be worth it, considering those bodacious tits she has. >;-9
Maybe if she had a mani/pedi to go with it.
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Maybe if she had a mani/pedi to go with it.