Anonymous3: Poor Silver... See it's shit like this that made him into a Porkyman thieving Douche bag. He used to be a nice little gay boy with a crush on Gold...
Linneus: SILVER DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS. Well, I'm not gonna go into his backstory right now. But this picture's weird. Why is he making that face? He's obviously had time between her undressing and tackling him to the ground to come to grips with the fact that he's gettin' some.
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Silver: But... male bodies don't work that way!