Anonymous3: "I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between the tits. She said, how are you going to make that feel good for me? I said, right before I cum, I'll stop punching you in the face." -- Doug Stanhope, 1967-2004.
SimpohJack: ^Anon7, your lame joke has brought dishonor upon your ancestors. You must now carry out ritual seppuku using nothing but a ballpoint pen and a hungry ferret.
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