Anonymous3: "Hurry and get my panties off! This candle is about to run out, we have to use the Triforce to see in the dark!"
*takes them off*
candle runs out, triforce isn't powerful enough
*raep*
triforce lights up
Anonymous5: Sure!
You dare bring DINNER to my lair?
No!
You dare bring pesky plummas to my lair?
Sure!
MAH BOI! You must dai!
Toast!
No! Not the TOAST! It burns!
momi_momi: "Zelda, eat my dick for dinner."
"But father, I'm easy. Use your tool to make me come."
*long string of 'hmm' and Zelda's drunken laughter*
"Enough."
"But father..."
"Enough. Take my shi't! Hmm...hmm...hmm..."
(One Month Later)
"Hmm....hmmm...My shi't."
"IT BUUUUURNS!!!"
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
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"What happened?"
"I just saved you from Ganon! (and raped you)"
"You did not!"
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*takes them off*
candle runs out, triforce isn't powerful enough
*raep*
triforce lights up
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You dare bring DINNER to my lair?
No!
You dare bring pesky plummas to my lair?
Sure!
MAH BOI! You must dai!
Toast!
No! Not the TOAST! It burns!
...That's horrible. YOU MUST DIIIE.
Hmmm, how can WE help
AND YOU GOTTA HELP US!
AND YOU GOTTA HELP US!
"But father, I'm easy. Use your tool to make me come."
*long string of 'hmm' and Zelda's drunken laughter*
"Enough."
"But father..."
"Enough. Take my shi't! Hmm...hmm...hmm..."
(One Month Later)
"Hmm....hmmm...My shi't."
"IT BUUUUURNS!!!"
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Zelda: ...
You've got to be kidding.
Because if there is I seriously want to know.
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