Anonymous1: Oh, sure. You're not fooling anybody, with that reverse psychology, Jesse. A for effort, though. Some sluts just have to have EVERYBODY(and, that's a GOOD THING)!
Anonymous2: I know why I'LL Never have her... Because I suck! I'm ugly, I'm unemployed, I don't have a house or a car, I can't spell, I'm still living with my parents, and I'm getting fat!!! If you have any other complaints about me please... Do not hesitate to contibute to the endless list of suckiness! (ME!)
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Because she's not real?