Anonymous5(4): I wish I was that dog with a red shirt and glasses, I will slap Jasper's doggy ass so much, he'll beg for more. Jasper, I'll do anything for you because I'm a dog lover.
Me: (kneeling before Jasper) Jasper Dog, well you marry me
Jasper: (blushed) Oh honey, I love to.
Anonymous6: Hay, hay, hay Franky Whiskey, don't you start with me. If this dog wants to marry me, he wants it. But you can come if you want, the big old church is at 48.2 street, you can be my best man there.
Me: (kneeling before Jasper) Jasper Dog, well you marry me
Jasper: (blushed) Oh honey, I love to.
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