Anonymous7: Cockroach-dude, Cockroach-dude,
Does whatever a cockroach would.
Scurries here, scurries there,
Scampers right into your underwear!
Hey there,
There goes the Cockroach-duuuude!
Is he gross?
Yes he is!
Squirtin' his nasty cockroach jizz.
Can he hide in the night?
Only until you flick the light!
Where'd he go....where went the Cockroach-dude!?!
In a bag of chips,
Left unsealed on the shelf,
He's licking his lips,
As he stimulates himself.
Cockroach-dude, Cockroach-dude
Scatological ghetto-dwelin' Cockroach-dude
Foreplay and cuddling
Makes him bored
Defecation is his reward
To him, life is feces and semen
And if you're in agreement
You'll dig the Cockroach-duuuude!
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Are we sure that's really Spidey in that suit?
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It's White Cockroach Dude.
Does whatever a cockroach would.
Scurries here, scurries there,
Scampers right into your underwear!
Hey there,
There goes the Cockroach-duuuude!
Is he gross?
Yes he is!
Squirtin' his nasty cockroach jizz.
Can he hide in the night?
Only until you flick the light!
Where'd he go....where went the Cockroach-dude!?!
In a bag of chips,
Left unsealed on the shelf,
He's licking his lips,
As he stimulates himself.
Cockroach-dude, Cockroach-dude
Scatological ghetto-dwelin' Cockroach-dude
Foreplay and cuddling
Makes him bored
Defecation is his reward
To him, life is feces and semen
And if you're in agreement
You'll dig the Cockroach-duuuude!
Wears a costume?
Fat?
Takes time to get hard?
Egads! It's Dan Dreiberg!