Cat_Bountry: K guys since I can't write anything serious, I wrote this for you:
It was probably around two-thirty a.m. when Daniel Dreiberg awoke to the sound of his phone ringing. Groggily, he entered the kitchen where his phone hung on the wall, clawed the apparatus until it was gripped in his hand, and then greeted the caller with a sleepy "Hello?"
"Daniel." A familiar voice at the end of the line.
"Ror...Rorschach?" he responded in disbelief. He had given his former partner his phone number in case of an emergency, but for years now he had never called. "Hey, buddy... It's been a while--"
"Daniel," the vigilante interrupted. "Need help."
"Yeah, ok, what is it?" he was certainly concerned, and if Rorschach needed help, it must be serious.
"Whole coke bottle. Accidentally a whole coke bottle."
Dan stood in his dark kitchen with his mouth agape, not even knowing what he could possibly mean by that.
"Daniel." The monotone seemed close to whiney.
"Uhhhhh..." he began. "Uhhh, you accidentally what?"
"The whole bottle."
Another pause.
"Enk."
"Ok, well..." he tried to think. What could you accidentally do with a whole coke bottle? He cringed at the thought. "Is... is it... stuck.... or something?"
"Stupid question."
"I'm confused, ok? What the hell did you do?"
"Accidentally. The whole bottle."
Dan let out an exasperated sigh and rubbed his temples. "So... you accidentally.... a whole coke bottle?"
"Hrn."
"What the hell does that mean!?"
"Means what it sounds like, Daniel."
A second sigh. "Look, where are you calling from?"
"Pay phone."
"Ok, but where? I mean, I could-- maybe if I came down there, I could.... help you or something."
"No time, Daniel. Starting to itch."
"Christ, what did you do!?"
"Already told you." Now he seemed upset. "Accidentally. A whole. Coke bottle."
"Accidentally WHAT a whole coke bottle?!"
"Enk, Daniel. No help at all."
There was a click, and then the dial tone. Dan held the receiver out from his head, staring at it for a few long moments until hanging it up in the cradle. He stood a long time in the darkness trying to think of what Rorschach could have possibly done with a whole coke bottle that would elicit... itching.
Mariko: From what I've heard, if he could put a hole in the bottom of the bottle, it would break the suction. He should have just said something like "Daniel! Comming over. Have power drill ready." When you've accidentally a whole coke bottle, it's not the time to be shy.
Mariko: (PS. This was awsome. The improved drawfag one might be improved but this has a certain charm. Maybe because it lacks visible lube and that makes it seem more stuck?)
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It was probably around two-thirty a.m. when Daniel Dreiberg awoke to the sound of his phone ringing. Groggily, he entered the kitchen where his phone hung on the wall, clawed the apparatus until it was gripped in his hand, and then greeted the caller with a sleepy "Hello?"
"Daniel." A familiar voice at the end of the line.
"Ror...Rorschach?" he responded in disbelief. He had given his former partner his phone number in case of an emergency, but for years now he had never called. "Hey, buddy... It's been a while--"
"Daniel," the vigilante interrupted. "Need help."
"Yeah, ok, what is it?" he was certainly concerned, and if Rorschach needed help, it must be serious.
"Whole coke bottle. Accidentally a whole coke bottle."
Dan stood in his dark kitchen with his mouth agape, not even knowing what he could possibly mean by that.
"Daniel." The monotone seemed close to whiney.
"Uhhhhh..." he began. "Uhhh, you accidentally what?"
"The whole bottle."
Another pause.
"Enk."
"Ok, well..." he tried to think. What could you accidentally do with a whole coke bottle? He cringed at the thought. "Is... is it... stuck.... or something?"
"Stupid question."
"I'm confused, ok? What the hell did you do?"
"Accidentally. The whole bottle."
Dan let out an exasperated sigh and rubbed his temples. "So... you accidentally.... a whole coke bottle?"
"Hrn."
"What the hell does that mean!?"
"Means what it sounds like, Daniel."
A second sigh. "Look, where are you calling from?"
"Pay phone."
"Ok, but where? I mean, I could-- maybe if I came down there, I could.... help you or something."
"No time, Daniel. Starting to itch."
"Christ, what did you do!?"
"Already told you." Now he seemed upset. "Accidentally. A whole. Coke bottle."
"Accidentally WHAT a whole coke bottle?!"
"Enk, Daniel. No help at all."
There was a click, and then the dial tone. Dan held the receiver out from his head, staring at it for a few long moments until hanging it up in the cradle. He stood a long time in the darkness trying to think of what Rorschach could have possibly done with a whole coke bottle that would elicit... itching.
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Also, this is the most amusing take on the "Accidentally the whole bottle" thing I've seen. Very impressive. ^^
none of them any good at all
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...Itching?
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