Woozle: From this joke: Stanley is trying to get into a fraternity at the University of Alaska. In order to join he has to drink a pint of moonshine, kill a grizzly bear, and rape an Eskimo woman. So he grabs the pint and guzzles it in 5 seconds, then he wanders off for his next task. 2 hours pass, then he is sighted staggering back to the frat house. His clothes are torn to shreds. "OK, he bellows, "Where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to kill?"
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