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Anonymous1: CROWBAR RAPE TIME!!
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Anonymous2: OMFG LIEK.... LOOK AT THAT ONE PICTUR WITH TEH FRUITS ITS HANGING ALMOST PSIDE DOWN... LIEK ON TEH SIDE
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Anonymous3: great just fucking great anon3 is looking at pictures instead looking at that fucking hot alyx. this is rule34 my friend not an art gallerie

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mad_dog: why are you anons always insulting? damn just stop it already
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Anonymous4: anon 3...wait what?
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ShadowMan: he's so lonely that he even has to insult himself... poor bastard
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Anonymous5: This is not even that great a 34 on Alyx, to be honest. The Gordon dick looks like shit, the room is uninteresting and has nothing to do with the continuity of the fandom it supposedly represents and Alyx herself looks like a shitty poser doll rather then something that took time and effort. C-

Forgot where I was, sorry. Bitches, fags fags fags, bitches, motherfuckers, fuck shit piss damn ass cunt. Bitches.
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Anonymous6: Alyx looks like Victoria Beckham. And why is Gordon wearing a strapon? The crowbar made him want to compensate for his other equipment?
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Anonymous7: Damn, that ain't no look like any Alyx i've ever seen...
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Anonymous8: Maybe because it's not Alyx
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Anonymous9: I enjoy the post-modern artistic touch, with the paintings on the walls, as it provides a sharp contrast to the disheveled and poor nature of the rest of the room. Alyx's face shows an expression of surprise, as if to say "How can this world, which has been but an illusion of happiness, send me a cock of such greatness, which renders the dildo that i spent my life savings on obsolete? Is cruel irony not the vibrating plastic cock with which the universe must pleasure its celestial clitoris with?" A sheet less mattress and a bottle of beer act to drain the romance out of the room, however the love between Alyx and Gordon cannot be hindered by such aesthetic trifles, and they proceed to create a beautiful poem of love and flesh.
DAM, BITCH GOT NICE TITTIES!
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Anonymous10(9): I enjoy the post-modern artistic touch, with the paintings on the walls, as it provides a sharp contrast to the disheveled and poor nature of the rest of the room. Alyx's face shows an expression of surprise, as if to say "How can this world, which has been but an illusion of happiness, send me a cock of such greatness, which renders the dildo that i spent my life savings on obsolete? Is cruel irony not the vibrating plastic cock with which the universe must pleasure its celestial clitoris with?" A sheet less mattress and a bottle of beer act to drain the romance out of the room, however the love between Alyx and Gordon cannot be hindered by such aesthetic trifles, and they proceed to create a beautiful poem of love and flesh. A-
DAM, BITCH GOT NICE TITTIES!
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Anonymous11: REVENGE FROM THE PAST!
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Anonymous12: WHAT THE FUCK!?
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Anonymous13: I find it funny how anon 3 was insulting anon 2 for looking at "pictures" >_> Anyone agree?
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ShockValue: I think all Anons are hilarious for how fucking pathetic they are
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mad_dog: i dont care anymore lol let them anons be...
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Anonymous14: I love the above comments more then the pic!
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Hastur: Should have stayed in the kitchen...


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