Rule 34

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Anonymous1: butterface
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Anonymous2: lol
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Anonymous3: Why does she have Metroid-man's gun.

He's going to be pissed.
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Mudkip: I hate you, anon 3.
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Snorkpork: I'm hoping Anon3 is kidding, otherwise Lulz
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Pitch: lol. Either you're being awesomely sarcastic, which is praiseworthy, or you have the video game IQ of a dead vacuum.
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Pitch: Wow, quick responses there.
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Mudkip: Pitch, nerdrage moves only slightly slower than light ;)
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Cerebrate_Fate: Wow. Just fucking wow anon 3. You are a fucking idiot you know that? METROID MAN = SAMUS! METROID MAN IS A CHICK!
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Anonymous4: Successful troll is successful.
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Rule34d: Why does she have Metroid-man's gun.
He's going to be pissed.
lolololololollolololololololololololololol
because she killed him and is now the new metroid-man. Don't listen to these faggots with their mundane explanations
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Pitch: Celebrate_Fate wins a chocolate penis for his incredible display of nerd anger.
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Pitch: Correction Anon4, Successful troll deserves a box of cookies. I lol'd over every comment after his. Also, unaligned eye. Shabby blue continues to show off his anatomical genius by failing the most seen part of the body.
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Anonymous5(4): Oh fuck, you're right. It's way off. I didn't notice in the thumbnail.
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Rule34d: lol
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Cerebrate_Fate: Hey...He's right! NERD RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH TO SHABBY BLUE THE CREATOR OF MY MOST FAP WORTHY STAR WARS PICS!
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Pitch: lolwut?
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Cerebrate_Fate: I liek Shabby blues work. For some reason I dont like realism in my H and my 34 but I do like shabby blue.
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Rule34d: I LIKE TO TAKE TWINIES FROM CONVENIENCE STORES WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING! AND THEN I FUN THE NEAREST TRANSFORMER AND CRAM THEM IN THERE! THIS USUALLY RESULTS IN A POWER OUTAGE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! OH AND I FUCKED YOUR MOM SOMEWHERE ALONG THE ROAD!
tl;dr: BACON IS NOT A GOOD LUBE FOR BUTT SEX
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Rule34d: Twinkies*
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som: LOL, you called it "work".
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Cerebrate_Fate: I guess thats why they call this site random lol xD
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Rule34d: I JUST SHOT UP ON HEROIN!!!!
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Cerebrate_Fate: Ah...that explains it.
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Rule34d: I WILL NOT SUCK YOU OFF!! FOR GODS SAKE! WE ARE ON TEH INTERNETS IT IS ILLOGICAL!!! HAIL XENU AND STALIN!!!!!! FINE MAYBE THIS ONE TIME!!! *RUBS HIS DOOR KNOB*
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Rule34d: i need an after meal mint
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Anonymous6: Shallow wounds and torn clothes... hawwwtttt....
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Anonymous7: The 80's hair... TEH PAIN!
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Anonymous8: Captain Janeway
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Anonymous9: Actually, metroid man stabbed her in the back and flushed her down the toilet.

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