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Anonymous1: I would gladly follow that backside into battle.
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Anonymous2: scrumtious
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Anonymous3: If the actual movie was like this, I'd be furiously masturbating through the whole thing.
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Anonymous4: Like you weren't already?
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Anonymous5(3): But this would be even more fapworthy.
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Jacii: They need to do this version.

NAO!
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Anonymous6: UNRATED DVD!
SOMEONE EMAIL THAT GUY I FORGET
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Anonymous7: This would have made alot bigger ticket sales :P .
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Anonymous8: Of course, it wouldn't be "THIS. IS. SPARTAAA" anymore...

"WE. ARE. AMAZON"

I dunno.... I like it.
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Anonymous9: Tiny heads are tiny
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Anonymous10: Anyone who says they weren't popping boners during 300 is lying.
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Anonymous11(9): Or a woman?
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Slashfiend: No. Techincally, a clitoris is just an underdeveloped penis. It's capable of swelling up too.

So, yes. Anyone who says they didn't pop a boner during 300 is lying.
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Titanium: Technically a penis is a modified clitoris... female is the default setting iirc.

Also, I love Rule 63.
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Anonymous12: Spartan helms did not look like that. Even if they were on females.

Also, bewbs. That is all.
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Anonymous13: I wanna see Xerxes rule 63'd.
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Anonymous14: wouldn't take much work
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Anonymous15: Considering they've made Godzilla smexy, I have full faith that Xerxes 63'd would be teh sex.
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Anonymous16: Xerexes is already a female. Don't you ever watch South Park?
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Anonymous17: THIS IS ...LESBOS!!!
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Anonymous18: Floppy tits are easy to chop off.
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Anonymous19(18): Do You want a colossal lollipop heads like in Lucky Star, Anon9?
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Carvin: Shlash, Titanium: Female is default. Clit=right under tip of penis, to be precise... But, the swelling thing is completely correct. It's one way to know a woman isn't faking her orgasm... kinda.
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Tintin: Ernest discussion of human sexual biology in MY 34?

Happens a lot, actually.
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Rat: Her ass is epic hot.
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Anonyrnous: Anon 9, they're like... 6-7 heads high. I'd say that they have kind of big heads, considering how superhero proportions are 8-9 heads high, and the Spartans are supposed to be at an almost superhero status.
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Anonymous20: Those bips... that waist... that caboose...

~Teary eyed~ I can die happy now.
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Lawyerdude: Wouldn't all the persians just stop and do a massive Bukkake session with them?

It gives them an advantage. They could be like fucking them and then then be like I'M CUMMING OH WAIT I JUST LOST MY HEAD LOL
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1338h4x: Anon17 wins several internets
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Carvin: Lawyer dude: Then we shall fight in the shade.
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Anonymous21: this ISNT Sparta ITS MADNESS
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Anonymous22: Coolest thing is, this really could have happened. Spartan women were every bit as hardcore as spartan men, despite lacking balls to put to the wall. I mean, honestly, I'd probably be MORE intimidated by 300 spear/sword/shield wielding, cape-and-loincloth-clad, battle-scarred women.
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Anonymous23: best.ass.ever.
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MR_Furry: yes 22 also a good movie
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Thranos: *immediatly surrenders* -being carried out of battle tied to a pole* Kinky...
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BerryBertunz: I like these spartans.
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Anonymous24: With as many liberties Miller took with history, they should have just done this. It would have been a much sexier movie.
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Anonymous25: It's just a comic book film adaption it's not trying to be historical =P I think the silent hill reject freakazoids that pop up pretty much hammer that home.
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Anonymous26: their tits look like their floating back there..
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Dionysus: They're just swinging them in slow motion.
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Anonymous27: Anyone know the name of the artist, or any of his other stuff?
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Leonidas: I'll admit it. I'd do me.
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Anonymous28: Leonidas: Did you get that name JUST so you cane say that?
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Anonymous29: SADLY, all of them die in the end! :'(
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Melynx: I'll have to agree with Notspam.
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Anonymous30: The 300 calories that all went to her ass.
Mmmm, I like big butts and I cannot lie...
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Anonymous31: the 300 male spartans left because the persians sucked, so the women came to do it like Leonidas said in the movie
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Anonymous32: The we shall fap in the shade!
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Anonymous33(32): Then we shall fap in the shade!
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Selene: I'd love to go up against THAT 300.
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Anonymous35: ^press enter next time pal.
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Anonymous36: How come there is no artist source?
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Anonymous37: ONE INTERNET TO #17, PLOX
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BenWhite9311: This is a sex change


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