posted4you: Aah! Life in the suburbs! A white picket fence, nice lawn with the bird-bath, a patio for entertaining friends on those warm summer evenings, a totally independent Elf launching herself out of your front door and attacking your face like a sex-crazed face-hugger......
fistmaster: Sorry to break it to you like this, Dewshine, but that's not what they meant when they said it'd be funny to surprise him with a pie to the face.
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......face-humper....... XD