Hope: Technically we'd be first cousins once removed. Except we aren't even that: I'm your cousin Colin's wife's daughter from a previous relationship.
Maria: I thought you were his actual daughter?
Hope: Nope.
Maria: But we look so similar-
Hope: No we don't.
Maria: But those DNA tests Colin's son had done-
Hope: NEVER. HAPPENED. NEVER MENTION THAT WORM AGAIN!
Maria: But-
Hope: The only "but" I want is your sweet ass. Now show me your tits, bitch!
Hope: Shut the fuck up and kiss me you lesbian slut. I want to see you all naked.
Hope: Technically we'd be first cousins once removed. Except we aren't even that: I'm your cousin Colin's wife's daughter from a previous relationship.
Maria: I thought you were his actual daughter?
Hope: Nope.
Maria: But we look so similar-
Hope: No we don't.
Maria: But those DNA tests Colin's son had done-
Hope: NEVER. HAPPENED. NEVER MENTION THAT WORM AGAIN!
Maria: But-
Hope: The only "but" I want is your sweet ass. Now show me your tits, bitch!
Maria: ...Y-Yes, M-Mistress...
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