Rule 34Cookies may be used. Please read our privacy policy for more information. By accepting to enter you agree to our rules and terms of service.EnterLeave Uploadernofaith, September 6, 2008; 08:23TagsRita_Mordio, Tales, Tales_of_VesperiaSource LinkUnknownMetadata LockedNoInfo852x759 // 233KB // jpgCommentsSeptember 6, 2008; 09:18 - ReplyAnonymous1: LOL!September 6, 2008; 09:36 - ReplyAnonymous2: The game isn't even out yet! Bless you 34September 6, 2008; 09:38 - ReplyAnonymous3(1): Er, actually, it is out, my fellow AnonSeptember 6, 2008; 09:42 - ReplyAnonymous4(2): ^ Sorry, my mistake. But that doesn't make this any less awesome.September 6, 2008; 09:44 - ReplyAnonymous5(1): ^ Completely true. XDSeptember 6, 2008; 10:22 - ReplyVorin: Incentive Well now you have a reason to buy the DVD, cause it comes with a free vagina lighter.September 7, 2008; 00:04 - ReplyTwi: [Looks at the name on the box] ...Is it bad that I get the pun?September 7, 2008; 04:27 - ReplyFather_Alexander_Anderson: Vorin, that isn't a Vagina lighter... its a fake pussy, aka like a Flesh-light... made of Gel.September 7, 2008; 11:17 - ReplyAnonymous6: My dick is way too big for that fake pussy, and I have a small dick (by western standards). Looks like Japanese dicks are really really small, like said in South Park, lol.September 7, 2008; 11:33 - ReplySilverServal: ^ I commend you for being able to admit that.September 12, 2008; 10:06 - ReplyAnonymous7: Well, I'd assume that the flesh light can stretch.September 16, 2008; 21:58 - ReplyAnonymous8: This.... can't be realSeptember 16, 2008; 22:11 - ReplyZeroXDash: Welcome to JapanSeptember 16, 2008; 22:13 - ReplySen: Yah, when you get off the plane they shove one of these on your dick, its kind of like the Japanese version of a Lei, only you cum in it.September 16, 2008; 23:00 - ReplyAnonymous9(8): Where can I get me one of these?October 16, 2008; 19:38 - Replyomegaultima: ....you mean I'm NOT supposed to cum on the Lei?November 10, 2008; 05:35 - ReplyAnonymous10: Thank Raptor Jesus for rule 34, I got bored of actually PLAYING tales, so I decided to fap to itJanuary 11, 2010; 19:27 - ReplyAnonymous11: I'm sure that's not the actual size- if it were that'd be a one time, rips upon using one... Times like these I wish I /had/ a dick.March 11, 2010; 03:05 - ReplyAnonymous12: I wish this was real.June 9, 2010; 19:21 - ReplyAnonymous13: Do WantOctober 6, 2010; 13:02 - ReplyAnonymous14: I'd buy itAugust 2, 2011; 12:56 - ReplyAnonymous15: buy it XDNovember 23, 2011; 15:15 - ReplyAnonymous16: "Vorin, that isn't a Vagina lighter... its a fake pussy, aka like a Flesh-light... made of Gel." What Gel is it made of, Apple Gel =D?(sorry, had to do it)February 4, 2012; 08:42 - ReplyAnonymous17: i want oneJuly 24, 2012; 22:19 - ReplyAnonymous18: now it's moade of lemon gelOctober 2, 2012; 12:14 - ReplyAnonymous19: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!! *throw Swiss bank info*August 12, 2013; 22:12 - ReplyAnonymous20: I wonder if it's modeled after Rita herself?...Guide to comment formatting codes. Report an ad?
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Well now you have a reason to buy the DVD, cause it comes with a free vagina lighter.
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...Is it bad that I get the pun?
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Times like these I wish I /had/ a dick.
What Gel is it made of, Apple Gel =D?(sorry, had to do it)