AI fakes are not allowed.
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Anonymous1: LOL!
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Anonymous2: The game isn't even out yet! Bless you 34
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Anonymous3(1): Er, actually, it is out, my fellow Anon
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Anonymous4(2): ^ Sorry, my mistake. But that doesn't make this any less awesome.
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Anonymous5(1): ^ Completely true. XD
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Vorin: Incentive

Well now you have a reason to buy the DVD, cause it comes with a free vagina lighter.
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Twi: [Looks at the name on the box]

...Is it bad that I get the pun?
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Father_Alexander_Anderson: Vorin, that isn't a Vagina lighter... its a fake pussy, aka like a Flesh-light... made of Gel.
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Anonymous6: My dick is way too big for that fake pussy, and I have a small dick (by western standards). Looks like Japanese dicks are really really small, like said in South Park, lol.
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SilverServal: ^ I commend you for being able to admit that.
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Anonymous7: Well, I'd assume that the flesh light can stretch.
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Anonymous8: This.... can't be real
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ZeroXDash: Welcome to Japan
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Sen: Yah, when you get off the plane they shove one of these on your dick, its kind of like the Japanese version of a Lei, only you cum in it.
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Anonymous9(8): Where can I get me one of these?
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omegaultima: ....you mean I'm NOT supposed to cum on the Lei?
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Anonymous10: Thank Raptor Jesus for rule 34, I got bored of actually PLAYING tales, so I decided to fap to it
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Anonymous11: I'm sure that's not the actual size- if it were that'd be a one time, rips upon using one...

Times like these I wish I /had/ a dick.
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Anonymous12: I wish this was real.
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Anonymous13: Do Want
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Anonymous14: I'd buy it
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Anonymous15: buy it XD
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Anonymous16: "Vorin, that isn't a Vagina lighter... its a fake pussy, aka like a Flesh-light... made of Gel."

What Gel is it made of, Apple Gel =D?(sorry, had to do it)
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Anonymous17: i want one
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Anonymous18: now it's moade of lemon gel
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Anonymous19: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!! *throw Swiss bank info*
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Anonymous20: I wonder if it's modeled after Rita herself?...


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