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Anonymous1: "You have a debt to pay, Jack Sparrow..."

Nothanx.
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camii: I lol'd and then gagged.
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Anonymous2: There was a fic about this exact same thing happening.

It was well written...but WRONG.
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Gremrat: Link fic plzkthx :o

Come on Jack, lighten up. You're getting a blowjob outta the deal, ain'tcha?
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An_Onymous: Look at Jack's expression. XD

"Hang on a tic... dropped me brain..."
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evilpika: Cthulhuian Beardjob: One the more exotic experiences one can have in the Caribbean.
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Anonymous3: Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Ftagn.
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Anonymous4: ULTIMATE BLOWJOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Urbane_Guerrilla: "Ftagn" is what Davy says after Jack comes. But what really annoys Jack is how the squid ink just gets in everything.
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Titanium: Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

ARG MATIES!
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ErestiVerin: thar needs to be less boots and more socks maties
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Anonymous5: tit:

ARRRRRR you serious!?
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danmaku: God this pic is old
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Anonymous6: Hahaha oh wow. I love this English to Pirate translator thing. Yarr.
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Anonymous7: My mind, it be broked.
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Anonymous8: suprisingly funny
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Anonymous9: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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Anonymous10: Looks like the features are getting good again!
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LadyStardust: Talk Like A Pirate Day? That's one of the most stupidest things I've ever heard. I speak and type proper English, and nothing is going to change that thank you very much. As for this picture . . it greatly disturbs me, Jack looks dead. D=
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General_Vagueness: Well LadyStardust, you're wrong, there is something that can change it, the software at paheal.
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LadyStardust: ^ . . Curses. o.o
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Anonymous11: How I shot pirate?
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Anonymous12: Did anyone else notice how skinny jack is? Jesus..... its horrible
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Anonymous13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvhPUpfN-VQ
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Shock_Headed_Penor: More like international talk like a faggot day.
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Parkmasturbater: Shock 'ead sounds a wee bit butt'urt
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biggerstaff: Shock... I love you.

I hate this faggotry that Hollywood calls "Pirate-speak". It's totally bogus. And the dialect of the time wasn't even restricted to pirates (most of whom were privateers anyways) - almost every English-speaker of the time spoke that way.
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Malus_X: Blackbeard never went "y'ahrr". Came from a well-to-do family from what I hear.
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Anonymous14(7): But it's cooler this way biggerstaff, cant you see that?
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Shock_Headed_Penor: Robots don't say "Ye"!
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Anonymous15: I was waiting for the day somebody would use Davey Jones's tentacle beard for this exact prupose.
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Anonymous16(15): LadyStardust: If Jack were dead, I don't think he'd have a boner like that. O_O
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Anonymous17: did he died
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EpicFailGuy: Jack is one skinny arse little shit!
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broman88: that explains alot
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DuckPenisExpert: Yarr. This be--

*looks at the clock*

Oh fuck that. =P

Davy looks so into it. Almost like he's in love or some shit.
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Anonymous18: This pirate filter is win.
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Anonymous19: yar.
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Titanium: RIP Pirate filter
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Anonymous20(6): Well, that was fun.
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Anonymous21(9): DUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Punctualjinx: I thought today was Harrison Ford day.
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Anonymous22: EPIC FAIL

had to be said
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Anonymous23: Shit feature.
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Anonymous24: Is it "talk like a time traveler" day yet?
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Snipers_Promise: No. Just no.
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Anonymous25: anon 1 still wins
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Anonymous26: hes getin' fucked n' sucked!!!

0////0 ... wow...
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baracudaboy: I can imagine it sounds like *SNARFLE SNARFLE DROOL SPZZZZZZ PFFFTT"
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Anonymous27: Fucking shit

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