In other news, it appears Sephiroth was NOT overcompensating for lack of penis size, he was simply trying to show the insane length of his sword like penis.
a: (*enters room from right*) "seph, honey, i got some great news! remember those cramps i was having lately? well i just come from the doctor, and, guess what. i'm preg-"
Anonymous54: Just imagine what this would look like if Cloud were in Sephiroth's place...I wonder if they'd call it the Buster Shwartz...no? Limit break: Cumhazzard...no?
Anyway...this just goes to show you that real, truly epic ideas in the history of Rule34 porn take too damn long to come to fruition. I mean, come on! This one should have been obvious from the start! He freakin' impales her...FROM BEHIND! With his Own Personal Enormously Long Weapon! How has it taken almost eleven years for someone to do this!?!?!?
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Childhood rape of this degree requires a feature.
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In other news, it appears Sephiroth was NOT overcompensating for lack of penis size, he was simply trying to show the insane length of his sword like penis.
anonymous 43 is also the biggest faggot ever
IT WASN'T FUCKING THERE.
wtf?
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I'm getting a canvas now.
s:(*faps*) "hum-hum"
a: (*enters room from right*) "seph, honey, i got some great news! remember those cramps i was having lately? well i just come from the doctor, and, guess what. i'm preg-"
s:(*COCKSTAB*) "orly?"
Anyway...this just goes to show you that real, truly epic ideas in the history of Rule34 porn take too damn long to come to fruition. I mean, come on! This one should have been obvious from the start! He freakin' impales her...FROM BEHIND! With his Own Personal Enormously Long Weapon! How has it taken almost eleven years for someone to do this!?!?!?
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nebula: this isn't a thread
Now I know what he ment by that
This pic = FTW
C: ಠ_ಠ
SPOILER: AERIS DIES
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