Without a tongue or lips you're left with a penis guillotine
Nothing in back to stick it in
Handjobs would be painful
Nothing in back to stick it in
Conclusion (this is a horrible pun using the kanji for "ass")
Alphys: It's probably not something you should think about too hard. In fanfic it's just magic!
Frisk: Doing it in back sounds painful any way you look at it. Asses are pretty important.
Alphys: Hmm... I read a fanfic once where they sprouted a glowing dick. Could they could make asses that way too?
Frisk: Ass... huh...
That might be OK for some people, but if it's a skeleton it feels like some very important parts are missing!
They're wearing clothes! Do something with that!
Alphys: Okay... At any rate, next it's leading into an Alphys/Undyne scenario, if they ever finish it.
pelvis
Alphys: If you stick it in the pelvis you're dealing with a lot of empty space, so you may as well be screwing air, right? (Don't you think?)
Frisk: (Pretty much.)
Alphys: If you put a contraption like this in there it'd be pretty close to the real thing, wouldn't it?
Plugs it up
Hole
*Designed by Alphys!
A sex sleeve to give your lover pleasure
(MTT Brand)
Frisk: But can you show it off like that?
(Excuse me)
Alphys: Well, their clothes could slip?
slip
slit
Frisk: That outfit is pretty slutty...
Papyprus can slip his pants aside, but how could Sans make it work?
Alphys: Planning to do both brothers, are you?
short
long
Alphys: It works whatever you cover it with, doesn't it?
hidden by femur ->
pants
Frisk: I see! I get it! Thank you, Alphys.
Alphys: Would you hear me out, now? After this, how about I make some of those things?
By the way, sex is all well and good, but aren't you thinking at all?
Frisk: Eh...?
Alphys: Coming to hasty conclusions like that,
speaks of a poverty of imagination.
Keep going<3 Keep going<3
Alphys: Sleeve wank
Fellatio with the sleeve in the mouth
Nyeh! This is
hurting me!
Nyeh...
Alphys: Something you could masturbate to
Penis version
Huh? You want me to thrust it in? Huh?
Alphys: All of those would be fun, no?
Frisk: A-a-a-all of those would be great, but...
It's not just about me, I want to make Papyrus feel good too. I want us to make out together.
Alphys: Oho!
Well then, I'll give you this magical aphrodisiac that works on skeletons.
Any skeleton that drinks this will come at a touch some minutes later.
Frisk: Yes! That's the kind of thing I've been waiting for!
Without a tongue or lips you're left with a penis guillotine
Nothing in back to stick it in
Handjobs would be painful
Nothing in back to stick it in
Conclusion (this is a horrible pun using the kanji for "ass")
Alphys: It's probably not something you should think about too hard. In fanfic it's just magic!
Frisk: Doing it in back sounds painful any way you look at it. Asses are pretty important.
Alphys: Hmm... I read a fanfic once where they sprouted a glowing dick. Could they could make asses that way too?
Frisk: Ass... huh...
That might be OK for some people, but if it's a skeleton it feels like some very important parts are missing!
They're wearing clothes! Do something with that!
Alphys: Okay... At any rate, next it's leading into an Alphys/Undyne scenario, if they ever finish it.
pelvis
Alphys: If you stick it in the pelvis you're dealing with a lot of empty space, so you may as well be screwing air, right? (Don't you think?)
Frisk: (Pretty much.)
Alphys: If you put a contraption like this in there it'd be pretty close to the real thing, wouldn't it?
Plugs it up
Hole
*Designed by Alphys!
A sex sleeve to give your lover pleasure
(MTT Brand)
Frisk: But can you show it off like that?
(Excuse me)
Alphys: Well, their clothes could slip?
slip
slit
Frisk: That outfit is pretty slutty...
Papyprus can slip his pants aside, but how could Sans make it work?
Alphys: Planning to do both brothers, are you?
short
long
Alphys: It works whatever you cover it with, doesn't it?
hidden by femur ->
pants
Frisk: I see! I get it! Thank you, Alphys.
Alphys: Would you hear me out, now? After this, how about I make some of those things?
By the way, sex is all well and good, but aren't you thinking at all?
Frisk: Eh...?
Alphys: Coming to hasty conclusions like that,
speaks of a poverty of imagination.
Keep going<3 Keep going<3
Alphys: Sleeve wank
Fellatio with the sleeve in the mouth
Nyeh! This is
hurting me!
Nyeh...
Alphys: Something you could masturbate to
Penis version
Huh? You want me to thrust it in? Huh?
Alphys: All of those would be fun, no?
Frisk: A-a-a-all of those would be great, but...
It's not just about me, I want to make Papyrus feel good too. I want us to make out together.
Alphys: Oho!
Well then, I'll give you this magical aphrodisiac that works on skeletons.
Any skeleton that drinks this will come at a touch some minutes later.
Frisk: Yes! That's the kind of thing I've been waiting for!
Sans: Everything here belongs in the trash.