Anonymous6: Strange... Where are all the "yiff in hell, furfags", "this is why we can't have nice things" and "we don't want furries ruining our Portal" comments? I guess the same rules must not apply to Porkyman (or Star Fox, for that matter) pics...
Firefox: personally, I don't hate furrys. (for the matter, want them dead by the most painfully way possible) I have seen shit 20x more fucked up then furry shit. (most of them are featured) All I'm saying, is burn the fags who post fag siht, like gay porn, or gay furry shit. But I have seen good furry pics.
Anonymous17: cautioncat- nah, this would work. but you cant thrust into yourself because you would be moving away at the same speed you were moving towards yourself.
Anonymous25: CautionCat: The only redeeming comment to any of those kinds of comments would be to just move the portal. Put it on a freely moving object, like the side of a box or something?
Just inputting something I thought of.
inb4youcantputportalsonmovablethings.
Suihtil_Cod: Conceptual repeat of >>36950. But as has been stated, 36950 is furry and therefore it fails whereas this one is not furry, but Pocket Monsters and therefore it succeeds.
"Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
FISH SHAPED SOLID WASTE
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Pull and peel licorice
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish."
FrenchDoctor: Anon48: Well, for what I know, and I don't know much about 4th gen, Palkia is the pokémon master of space and he can change it at will. So it used portals (Portal portals, if you know what I mean) to put is his head into is own butt/vagina to self-cunnilingus/self-anulingus itself.
Anonymous53: Just to clarify (I'm anon 6), it's not that I wanted to see "yiff in hell" and similar such comments getting tossed around like so much confetti (I don't really care), I was merely saying that I found it interesting how the pic with the furry screwing the automated turret coped so much anti-furry flak whereas this hasn't coped any, indicating (to me, at least) that the rules appear to be different for Porkyman pics... Also for Star Fox as well, because numerous Star Fox pics (including flagrantly gay ones) do not (despite on occasion having up to as many comments as this pic currently does) have any "yiff in hell" comments on them either ('nor do any other well known Porkyman ones that I can think of)...
Anonymous60(18): And BTW, have you read the rules yourself?
There is no rule restricting users to English only. So, it is up to common sense. And it tells me that short discussions on some other language are acceptable.
DomPfaff: boy... i'm german and have often written in german here, but i've translated my sentences always.. (don't look at my grammar..i'm a little bit tired..need some coffee -.- )
Anonymous61(18): It is still a gallery with users posting comments to pictures (and fighting over it).
It's not something like "Oh hi, how was it today?" or "[HELP] How do I get registered? [question]"
If something that YOU can't understand (and which, in this case, is obviously not related to you) makes you butthurt, try to use machine translators. In my opinion, they are good enough to get basic understanding for any european language.
DomPfaff: i really do understand you.. but, sorry for that, you are wrong..
only 10% of the people who write their stuff down here can read another language than english (and most of them can't even read or write english correct (me too..sometimes)...
Anonymous64(18): I always do so when my comment has even a bit of importance to a thread.
And you don't have to teach me how to behavior on english-speaking part of the internet. After all, I survived on it for about 4 years without visiting any russian forum.
DomPfaff: okay...at this point this "conversation" gets the "let the action begin" moment..
live well with your russian... and take some pills or visit some doctors... you get nervous too fast...
Anonymous75: Palkia can fuck itself in the ass with its head with portals because it can control space. The laws of physics apply to us, but not Palkia. It could be stretching the space at its neck to thrust.
Duh.
Anonymous79: well shit i loled to almost al comments... this is y i also like being here even though u might not know how i am and thats good... anyway i just gotta say palkia is genderless but cum is commin out from it if u look carefully so appearentally its a female... other wise part of its head may be brown and then we would ALL KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON... end of story you lose i win again... NOW LOOK AT IT AND LAUGH AND FAP DAMNIT ITS FREE PORN SO TAKE A GOOD LONG DAMN LOOK AT IT AND DO SOMETHING DAMNIT!!!
Anonymous80(79): but then again its head is sorta at ASS HOLE LEVEL cuz it looks a little high and i dont think if it did have a pussy that it was that far pulled back so i take back wat i said and i say that palkia has WHITE SHIT... ok end of story untill i think of somthing else...
THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST Porkyman A TRAINER CAN HAVE
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A FUCKING GIANT PENIS. DON'T FUCKING LIE, EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS WANTED A GIANT PENIS AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER. AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE HOLY SHIT.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS BITCH CAN FUCKING CONTROL SPACE. YOU WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT CITY? TIME IS PUSSIES, REAL MEN TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE ON GIANT PENISES. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY FUCK.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS A DICK FOR A TORSO. SEE THAT THING COMING OUT OF HIT WAIST? THATS A FUCKING COCK-TORSO. OH MY GOD FUCKING GIANT PENIS-TORSO THAT THING MUST BE DEADLY TO MOMS NEW BOYFRIEND JOHNNY
SERIOUSLY, IT'S A FUCKING GIANT PENIS, IT CONTROLS SPACE, AND IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDS.
Anonymous88: it looks like it stuck it's head in a worm hole and some how shiting it's head into a nother worm hole....maybe the first worm hole exit ws in his ass 0_o think of that
Anonymous92: im agenst shockvalue when it comes to being genderless it only says it they dont actually know its gender coz there only one of it or have u seen it down there?!!
Anonymous97: two things, first, i would love to be able to do that, second, if they don't know a Porkyman's gender why not just get under it and check? honestly. unlessss... they can change gender at will?
Anonymous98(97): @anon 17, if plakia controls space then that's not a problem, just cut off your body at one point and use control over space to thrust into yourself.
Anonymous99(97): hey, anon95&96 i believe here(95 for sure), if palkia uses portals to masturbate, then how does dialga? if it goes back in time, the self that was back in that time would disappear. sooo, what would it do? cause going back in time would NOT let you fuck yourself.
Anonymous100(97): (this is anon95 again) in this case, it would be a girl, cuz all that cum? u don't cum from ur anus, you cum from A. if you're a girl, your vagina, B. if you're a boy, your penis. you don't see it sucking a penis here so yeah, a vagina
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Thought I'd share this with you. even thugh it's not mine.
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Star Fox are animals.
ANIMAL porn = furry
Did I clear things up?
...holy shit, I need to go find some PP Ups.
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Omg yey! I love Warrior again!
spacial rend is awesome. xD
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irc://irc.rizon.net/rule34
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Ha! I crushed your Logic.
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It's not my feature, true..
BUT IT'S PALKIA.
~a present to anon6~
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Kill yourself too, A13. Double poster close-minded anon are the one who should go in hell.
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pretty sure that makes sense....
*Fap to this*
Just inputting something I thought of.
inb4youcantputportalsonmovablethings.
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It's a good idea after all. I mean, the photo.
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oh my god. i explained exactly how to do a thing like this with portals in the nekogami thread. i'm not doing it again.
btw once an object moves the portal disappears, and you don't want your dick getting sliced off when the portal closes.
AND YOU'RE A ROCKET QUEEN
hey put that fuckin camera down
fuck i'll get it
*tackles Desuical*
im goin home
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=_=;
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Or something. ;P
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"Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
FISH SHAPED SOLID WASTE
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Pull and peel licorice
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish."
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the main language for this forum is ENGLISH not russian..
FYI: this is a gallery, not a forum.
and to correct your words...this WAS a gallery..
it has more and more become a forum and a chat...
There is no rule restricting users to English only. So, it is up to common sense. And it tells me that short discussions on some other language are acceptable.
It's not something like "Oh hi, how was it today?" or "[HELP] How do I get registered? [question]"
If something that YOU can't understand (and which, in this case, is obviously not related to you) makes you butthurt, try to use machine translators. In my opinion, they are good enough to get basic understanding for any european language.
only 10% of the people who write their stuff down here can read another language than english (and most of them can't even read or write english correct (me too..sometimes)...
And you don't have to teach me how to behavior on english-speaking part of the internet. After all, I survived on it for about 4 years without visiting any russian forum.
live well with your russian... and take some pills or visit some doctors... you get nervous too fast...
If you had a portal would YOU:
1 : suck your own dick / lick your puss
B : fuck yourself in the ass
red : use it to grab a beer from the fridge
square: C right A left A up x3
90 internet points if you know what game the
cheat is for.
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Duh.
that what i saw on this page was non just simply furfaggottry?
Thank god for Iron Maiden.
Almost is the key work, correct?
Man, I need to get a portal.
i lol'd :P
THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST Porkyman A TRAINER CAN HAVE
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A FUCKING GIANT PENIS. DON'T FUCKING LIE, EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS WANTED A GIANT PENIS AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER. AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE HOLY SHIT.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS BITCH CAN FUCKING CONTROL SPACE. YOU WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT CITY? TIME IS PUSSIES, REAL MEN TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE ON GIANT PENISES. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY FUCK.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS A DICK FOR A TORSO. SEE THAT THING COMING OUT OF HIT WAIST? THATS A FUCKING COCK-TORSO. OH MY GOD FUCKING GIANT PENIS-TORSO THAT THING MUST BE DEADLY TO MOMS NEW BOYFRIEND JOHNNY
SERIOUSLY, IT'S A FUCKING GIANT PENIS, IT CONTROLS SPACE, AND IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDS.
THAT'S WHY PALKIA IS THE BEST Porkyman EVER.
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