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Anonymous1: It's a masterpiece.
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Anonymous2: Oh.....MY.....God
This pic is a transcendental win on all planes of existence.

AND it is incredibly well drawn too ^^
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MR_Furry: oh my
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Anonymous3: its so hawt.. PENIS O FIYAAaaa
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Cat_Bountry: I want this as a blacklight poster or some shit.
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Anonymous4: Feature this NOW
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Anonymous5: Mario the Shroomcock
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ShockValue: HAHAHA OH WOW!

Hey, someone had to do it.
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Anonymous6: Someone haz made a art!
Feature plz
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The_Meaning_of_Life: FEEEEEEATUUUUUURE
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Black-Princess-Peach: Thas' mah boo!!!
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Selene: Mario's gone satanic. lol
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dirtbox: Ghetto Mario. Well, now I've seen everything. Fo'shizzle!
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Anonymous7: His 'power-up' mushroom even has eyes. The artist shoulda signed this work.
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Anonymous8: from here on out, I WANT MY SEGA BACK!!!!! nintendo can go to hell! SEGA MAKE A NEW CONSOLE!!!!!
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Doktor_pY0y1NHJbM: Why is there a B on his hat?
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Anonymous9: Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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Anonymous10: how many features can we have in one day?
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evilpika: If you think about it, Mario is fucking scary. He's an aging plumber that grows giant and shoots fire, and he's the sole enforcer for a mythical queendom.
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Anonymous11: Anon10: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND
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Krawczyk: Now to complete the series, we need an unattractive and unsuccessful African yoshi being raped by a niWEEGEE
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ShockValue: Wow . . . Evilpika just blew my freaking mind
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Anonymous12: Straight. Thuggin'.
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Anonymous13: I came,
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Rule34d: WOW
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Anonymous14: woah. well drawn AND incredibly disturbing.
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Anonymous15: Mario's lookin kinda cool :"(
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Anonymous16: Holyshitwtf...

ROCK ON!

\m/
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Uzumaki_Jordan: @_@

I'm a little disturbed, seeing my childhood going away like the flame of a candle in the middle of a typhoon.
Anyway, it's well made ._.
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som: Incredible art! Who drew this??
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PunkyPunk: This just one problem with this image...

THUMB IN, YOU DIPSHIT!

Thumb out means "peace and love."
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Anonymous17: Requesting a Feature on this godly piece of art
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Anonymous18: wat the fuck is the censor for?
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Anonymous19: @doktor, the B plus the crown obviously stands for Burger King
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Anonymous20: one up
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Anonymous21: Why is that particular part of the penis censored so often? What exactly makes it any more obscene than the rest of it?
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Anonymous22: because Japanese people are stupid so they are OK with brutal rape, forced enemas, forced eating shit and decapitations (all in the same movie I might add) but the edge of the penis is just too risque
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HamSandwich: This is the meaning of life.
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Anonymous23: Best featured image since forever.
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Anonymous24: his hat is on fire.
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Anonymous25: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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Bedlam: Reminds me of the one with Tingle that was tragically never featured.
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Anonymous26: Yes i agree, this has to be the greatest feature ever
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DocIcenogle: Best Mario ever seen on the inter net.
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Anonymous27: Oh my god. That's... wow. Just wow.
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sexy_evil: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! THIS IS AWESOME!
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Anonymous28: Why is this tagged as "featured_image"?
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pomponio: It was featured for 30 minutes or so
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Anonymous29: Fucking Japanese Censor
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Anonymous30: Rule34 aside, this is actually some pretty badass artwork!
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Anonymous31(16): Wry censor? I haet censor. I think there was more mushroom than penis there. I love the eyes on it.
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Anonymous32: Hey man, no smoking in th- HOLY SHIT YOUR DICK IS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND ON FIRE!!!
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Everhope: Really well drawn. Very worthy of its 10 minutes of fame.
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furry34: DAMN! YEAH! :D

That is all.
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DocIcenogle: http://youtube.com/watch?v=BtdS_Jy9rj4
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Titanium: Refeatured.
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BerryBertunz: You did the right thing, Tit.

You did the right thing.
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Anonymous33: OH MARIO! FUCK ME!
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BerryBertunz: Anon31, you ruined the dramatic sequence going on here.
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Anonymous34(33): YES! YES! YESSSSSSSS!
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BerryBertunz: THE SOIL CHARGE TRIAD TO USE AGAINST YOU HAS BEEN DECIDED!
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Anonymous35(33): OH MY GOD IT'S DIIIIIIIIP!
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Anonymous36: MAMA MIA
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Dagg: XD
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BerryBertunz: An infinity that surpasses the heavens, Sky Blue!

A completeness that goes through solid earth, Ground Brown!

And finally, the deception to hollow out a dimension, Magic Violet!

Come! I summon you, Typhon!
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bobbob: mario is bad to the boner
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Anonymous37(33): GO MARIO! Plant your seed of everlasting masculinity!
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Anonymous38(33): Why are you summoning Typhoid?
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Anonymous39: YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE THIS AWESOME!
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BerryBertunz: Because Typhon does cool shit.
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Lynx-Foxx: This shit is all sorts of crazy win.
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Undercover_Bee: the B inside the crown simply means "king of /b/"
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Anonymous40: more like "bario" because all people called barry look like that.
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waldo: MY HOLY FUCKING LORD! IT'S MAGNIFICENT!
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Anonymous41: Anyone else have the craving for mushrooms?
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Anonymous42: I like mushrooms.
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Anonymous43: Great use of censorship
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Anonymous44: AGAIN ?! XD
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Jalapeno: I have yet to comment on ANY IMAGE! I'm only here for the lulz. I wasn't planing on actually talking about the pictures on this site...BUT THIS FUCKING ROCKS! This is the coolest thing I have ever seen! WHO'S WITH ME!?!?
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Anonymous45: WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK
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Anonymous46: pure win
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Kyhin: Unheard of pure win. A work of art!
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Jeff_Paine: Repeat feature?
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Anonymous47: there is a b on his hat. B = BIG DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RocketLawnchair: Yeh I wondered if this was a repeat feature as well.
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Anonymous48: omfg mario is a pimp!
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MR_Furry: go to youtube and listen to the rap of mario
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MR_Furry: here http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZahsE0YWNgI
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BerryBertunz: No, the B on his hat really stands for BerryBertunz.
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Anonymous49: now were talking Nintendo!
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tvdees: This is fucking awesome.
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Anonymous50: Now THAT is a featured image.
Great
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Anonymous51: For the sake of my sanity I'll just assume that it's just a mushroom shaped condom...
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Anonymous52: thats it the internets over this took first prize
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Anonymous53: What. The. Fuck.
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Snipers_Promise: Oh. My. God.
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Xberzerker: This shits fucking crazy. One of the best features to date.
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Anonymous54: scientology is reAl and thanks
to it, for 10000000000000000001 dollars, I am immortal, have limited telekinetic powers, and can fly at speeds of 200 mph without any machines
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Anonymous55: Blood kings
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Anonymous56: anon 54=LOL!
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pomponio: AGAIN? LOL
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Anonymous57(13): I came again..
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Anonymous58: huh?
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Moxie_Girl: No doubt about it. This is the best feature yet!
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Anonymous59: IT BURNS WHEN I PEE
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Anonymous60: i'd eat his mushroom.
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Anonymous61: this is a work of art

im so glad it was featured
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Anonymous62: He's got some serious jock itch there.
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Anonymous63: Oh wow. This is fucking awesome.
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Deadpool: the level of metal spewing from this pic has surpassed 9000 *does 80s metal guitar solo*
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Anonymous64: FIRE FLOWER
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MR_Furry: full of drugs
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Anonymous65: I came brilliance!
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Anonymous66(54): Anon 54, scientology is a weird cult
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Anonymous67: whats that mushroom looking thing coming out of his pants? o his dick! hmmm the blurring threw me off lol
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Anonymous68: HOLY SHIT... DID HE JUST LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE WITH HIS COCK!!??
I can't believe none of you noticed this...
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Anonymous69: I still don't get why everyone thinks that his dick would be a mushroom... He eats mushrooms he doesnt have one for a dick =/
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Anonymous70(6): HAI GAIZ I CAN PISS FIRE OUT OF MY MUSHROOM COCK
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Anonymous71: Wow lots of posts, epic pic.
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Anonymous72(71): epic amount of posts and an awesome pic.
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Uzumaki_Jordan: Well, to be a man, you have to see this picture and say:
I LOL'ED!

This is just the most epic pic I've seen.
This have made Paheal a sacred place in the lulz section.
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warrior: i think the B is stolen from Bowser's Crown.
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zafer: I might be getting me mario wrong, but shouldn't his over-alls be white if he is starting fires?
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nebula: IT'S A-ME! BARIO!
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Anonymous73: Well shit a brick... That's awesome.
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Anonymous74: That's a lot of Anons....including me
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Anonymous75: I had to stop fapping because my dick caught on fire.
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Anonymous76: Now this is what Featured Image is all about.
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Anonymous77: Ay Chihuahua!
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Anonymous78: This has a Ralph Bakshi Wizards feel to it.
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kamperkiller: IT burns when I pee!
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Anonymous79: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Anonymous80: tonight on after they were famous... a look at mario's post career.
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Anonymous81: Mushraaa kinghdam?
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TheBeardedGentalman: why have i not seen this before?
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Anonymous82: It's obvious the B stands for Badass
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furry34: I am so glad that this picture is featured today. It deserves this and more.
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EnemyofGod: I'm afraid of what will be the next Featured Image...
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Big_Black_Dick: Be afraid. Be very afraid!
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Big_Black_Dick: Be afraid. Be very afraid!
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Anonymous83: hahahahah I AM THE ALMIGHT LORD GLASIUS
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Anonymous84(54): scientology gives me the power to make my money vanish forever
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fred146: :)
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Dagger: *Playing Super Mario Bros*
dammit.
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Anonymous85: I LOLED! THAT IS AMERIKANIZE STYLE
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king_elewis: bowser must be terrorfied...
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Anonymous86: bowser isn't scared of flaming mushroom penis, he afraid some one would take the time to draw this!!!!!! and this well too!
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Anonymous87: AWESOME!
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Anonymous88: LOL WUT!
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Anonymous89: FREAKING EPIC WIN
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Anonymous90: win-tastic
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Anonymous91: He looks kinda ron jeremy
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FEH: HIS HAT, HIS FINGER, AND HIS PENIS ARE ON FIRE.

Shit.
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Anonymous92(33): Fuckin' and a suckin' and a fuckin' and a suckin' and a fuckin' and a sukinnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous93: flawless victory
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A4S5D5S4A: Zippos and Mushrooms don't mix, or so it seems...
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Anonymous94: erase this
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Anonymous95(82): Never erase this
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Anonymous96: WAT
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Anonymous97: holy shit
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Anonymous98: @51: that doesn't change that his penis is STILL ON FIRE.
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Anonymous99: Why's his penis on fire and why is it a mushroom?
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Anonymous100: B
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Anonymous101: 101 HOORAY!!!
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Anonymous102: MUSHROOM PWNAGE!
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Cobra_Commander: Simon Bisley's Mario Bros!
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Anonymous103: epic
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spellmyname: E.P.I.C. W.I.N.
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Anonymous104: I came
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Psionic: still 1 of the best images
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Anonymous105: can someone shoop his dick out of the pic so I can have this as my desktop without my mom thinking that I'm gay
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Kyhin: A shoop wont help with your Mom thinking you're gay.
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Kyhin: Your Mom jokes: now
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Anonymous106: NO EXCEPCIONS
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Anonymous107: holy shit someone make prints of this I'll buy a thousand
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SilverServal: OH HOLY SHIT FUCK YES. I'd buy a print of this! :D

EPIC!!!
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Anonymous108: In Mario's world, everything has eyes. Even the dicks.
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juyi15: What's wrong with his right eye?
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juyi15: Also, thanks for confirming your underage-ness Anon106.
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SpacePirateKhan: Clearly the crown with the B means he's the King of Bitches.
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Anonymous109: Anon67: I noticed. Mario is now officially the most metal.
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Anonymous110: This brings a whole new meaning to mushroom bruise
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Anonymous111: Wow!!!

which artist painted this?
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Anonymous112(111): Wow!!!

Which artist painted this?
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Anonymous113: isn't b BROTHERS?
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Anonymous114: "B" is either for 4chan or BOSS, obviously...
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Anonymous115: Mario is baller as fuck in this
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Anonymous116: Badass Mario FUCK YEAH!!!! >:)


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