RocketLawnchair: Omg hai ^___^ I’m Rocket-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ video gaemz <3 and my fav is Porkyman!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband lucario!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked onto Station Square street =^____^=I looked up and saw…LUCARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! “KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII LUCARIO-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE THAT DAMN RARE CANDY!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat <bleep> watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH ZANGOOSE CAUSE LUCARIO-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then lucario held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became riolus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!*(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)
Wait, no there's a bottle of cognac stuck in the ass. I thought it was the lower half of that transexual hooker standing their holding his/her arms up, holding up the giant "INTERNET" curve banner. But I don't think that has the cognac bottle.
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Aahhhh! Now i am really scared!
I KNOW THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think I recognize those legs.
Wait, no there's a bottle of cognac stuck in the ass. I thought it was the lower half of that transexual hooker standing their holding his/her arms up, holding up the giant "INTERNET" curve banner. But I don't think that has the cognac bottle.
The fact that a lucario costume exists is sickening.
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
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Did he hurt you?
WE'RE SO SORRRRRY