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Anonymous1: Lmao
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Anonymous2: Whats it say?
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Jeb: "help I'm being roboraped by some creepy japanese technophile."
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Anonymous3: This pic is grossly inaccurate. Automated turrets don't speak japanese.
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Anonymous4: lol japan
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RocketLawnchair: "Target lost"

"...Ahhhaaaaahhuuuaaaahh!!!"

"I don't hate you..."
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Anonymous5: "Stop! [something]!"

"It hurts!"

"AH AH AH..."

Not as funny in a 'Ha ha, turretspeak' sort of way, but imagine the voice for it.
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Anonymous6: STFU AND ADMIRE THE VRILLIANCE OF IT ALL.
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Anonymous7: Is this lolicon?
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Anonymous8: No. THIS... IS... SPARTA!
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Anonymous9: Where is third leg?
And anon5 i think its: Stop! Its me!
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Anonymous10: Target lost...hey, who are you? put me down!
AAAAA-zzzzzzz-zzz-zzzzzzz malfunction....
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HawkEye: Are You Still There?
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Rosso: "Where are you!!"
"AAAAAAH!!!"
"There you are!"
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Sabu-kun: "Fuck me like a kitty cat"

Favorite turret quote.
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DMAN8: what's the real translation and would you kindly put who's saying what
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Anonymous11: Translation:
"Stop it!"
"It hurts!"
"Aaaahhh!" (Bunch of hearts)

... Now I want to hear the actual dub.
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Anonymous12: ...when test subjects get horney and can't find anything else... they turn to the turrets...
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Anonymous13: So ronery.
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Anonymous14: id hit it
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Anonymous15: he might as well put his dick in a machie gun

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