USA citizens in these states, please call your senator to oppose the (misleadingly named) Kids Online Safety Act, SCREEN Act, Youth AI Privacy Act, and all forms of online ID check.
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Anonymous1: Lmao
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Anonymous2: Whats it say?
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Jeb: "help I'm being roboraped by some creepy japanese technophile."
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Anonymous3: This pic is grossly inaccurate. Automated turrets don't speak japanese.
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Anonymous4: lol japan
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RocketLawnchair: "Target lost"

"...Ahhhaaaaahhuuuaaaahh!!!"

"I don't hate you..."
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Anonymous5: "Stop! [something]!"

"It hurts!"

"AH AH AH..."

Not as funny in a 'Ha ha, turretspeak' sort of way, but imagine the voice for it.
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Anonymous6: STFU AND ADMIRE THE VRILLIANCE OF IT ALL.
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Anonymous7: Is this lolicon?
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Anonymous8: No. THIS... IS... SPARTA!
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Anonymous9: Where is third leg?
And anon5 i think its: Stop! Its me!
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Anonymous10: Target lost...hey, who are you? put me down!
AAAAA-zzzzzzz-zzz-zzzzzzz malfunction....
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HawkEye: Are You Still There?
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Rosso: "Where are you!!"
"AAAAAAH!!!"
"There you are!"
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Sabu-kun: "Fuck me like a kitty cat"

Favorite turret quote.
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DMAN8: what's the real translation and would you kindly put who's saying what
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Anonymous11: Translation:
"Stop it!"
"It hurts!"
"Aaaahhh!" (Bunch of hearts)

... Now I want to hear the actual dub.
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Anonymous12: ...when test subjects get horney and can't find anything else... they turn to the turrets...
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Anonymous13: So ronery.
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Anonymous14: id hit it
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Anonymous15: he might as well put his dick in a machie gun

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