Anonymous2: Holy shit. This is epic on so many levels. BDSM 34 of the internet personas of two [effectively] 34 porn "artists." Plus, I used to see loads of Colonel Kink and Beerman stuff on newsgroups back when I was younger, so this is, like, the opposite of raping my childhood.
Beerman: Som, you got a wicked sense of humor man, but I gotta complain, what the fuck’s up with those boots ya gave me?!! And where’s the “beergut”?! or my southern cross tat?!!
Seriously, its like you don’t know me at all!
Oh, that’s right; you don’t need to know shit about what you’re satirizing, the truth might just get in the way of your good time. You really don’t care that Lorik posted up some really old Col Kink pics and tagged my ‘nym to them, you really don’t care that artists start out shitty and improve with practice, you really don’t care that there is a group of porn lovers out there that are into BDSM and all that “Gor shit”. You just find a weakness and exploit it with your satire to the delight of your worshiping fanboys. Do you get this kind of swooning and worship when you draw cocks on roaches, freaks fucking hamburgers, shit flowing from nipples, and pussies jammed with xylophones or gushing poison? Oh, wait, I just read the comments… you actually do get fan worship for this…. And they said I needed medication??
I’d like to invite you and every one of your fans to go to WWOEC.com and check out my artist’s webpage, prove to yourself that I didn’t draw the pictures you all just couldn’t stomach, and actually see for yourselves what kind of sick person I am… I draw pinups, sex-pics, anal, lez, loli, and the occasional pissing or bondage pic. Not that far from the “sick shit” you’d find in a Penthouse or Hustler over that past ten years… OK, except for the loli. You’ll find a few collaborations with Col. Kink there since I did use him as a colorist in the early days, as well as a host of other collaborations with artists and colorists over the years. Does my association with a guy who likes kinky sex make me demented? Guilty-by-association can go both ways mate… is your fanbase demented because they love your satirical artwork? You see, I understand your shit is to make a point, and not everybody can stomach your sense of humor, “fuck them” you say, right? Well I can’t say that your gang of haters has the same open minded attitude when it comes to Col Kink’s work. You guys are one step above the white hoods and crosses man, I actually feel sorry for you.
Well I’d better shut the fuck up, “nobody wants to read, they just came to fap” right? Except for Gremrat… he was just dying to see what I’d think of this pic. Well Grem, I think it’s funny as hell, seriously, but kind of sad that you guys need to get off on hating other artists while the rest of us just get off on the porn.
Beerman: Thanks for that Ti- I found that pic earlier this year and posted up the original versions to compete with that dickweed. Btw, thanks for setting the record straight in the comments.
Beerman - I think the reason you are so strongly associated with Col. Kink in the minds of Paheal diehards is that Iorik uploaded a lot of that work consistently. Your names were always together. Perhaps we just need some more of your solo work here to break that association. Also, notice that the image number of this is 147228, so it was posted a while ago.
Also, I should mention that Gremrat's female. :3
Don't let som's satire get you too upset. We enjoy your work.
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Also, lol little gimpy arm.
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Yay!
You're awesome, som.
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Seriously, its like you don’t know me at all!
Oh, that’s right; you don’t need to know shit about what you’re satirizing, the truth might just get in the way of your good time. You really don’t care that Lorik posted up some really old Col Kink pics and tagged my ‘nym to them, you really don’t care that artists start out shitty and improve with practice, you really don’t care that there is a group of porn lovers out there that are into BDSM and all that “Gor shit”. You just find a weakness and exploit it with your satire to the delight of your worshiping fanboys. Do you get this kind of swooning and worship when you draw cocks on roaches, freaks fucking hamburgers, shit flowing from nipples, and pussies jammed with xylophones or gushing poison? Oh, wait, I just read the comments… you actually do get fan worship for this…. And they said I needed medication??
I’d like to invite you and every one of your fans to go to WWOEC.com and check out my artist’s webpage, prove to yourself that I didn’t draw the pictures you all just couldn’t stomach, and actually see for yourselves what kind of sick person I am… I draw pinups, sex-pics, anal, lez, loli, and the occasional pissing or bondage pic. Not that far from the “sick shit” you’d find in a Penthouse or Hustler over that past ten years… OK, except for the loli. You’ll find a few collaborations with Col. Kink there since I did use him as a colorist in the early days, as well as a host of other collaborations with artists and colorists over the years. Does my association with a guy who likes kinky sex make me demented? Guilty-by-association can go both ways mate… is your fanbase demented because they love your satirical artwork? You see, I understand your shit is to make a point, and not everybody can stomach your sense of humor, “fuck them” you say, right? Well I can’t say that your gang of haters has the same open minded attitude when it comes to Col Kink’s work. You guys are one step above the white hoods and crosses man, I actually feel sorry for you.
Well I’d better shut the fuck up, “nobody wants to read, they just came to fap” right? Except for Gremrat… he was just dying to see what I’d think of this pic. Well Grem, I think it’s funny as hell, seriously, but kind of sad that you guys need to get off on hating other artists while the rest of us just get off on the porn.
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Beerman - I think the reason you are so strongly associated with Col. Kink in the minds of Paheal diehards is that Iorik uploaded a lot of that work consistently. Your names were always together. Perhaps we just need some more of your solo work here to break that association. Also, notice that the image number of this is 147228, so it was posted a while ago.
Also, I should mention that Gremrat's female. :3
Don't let som's satire get you too upset. We enjoy your work.
seriously, goddamn
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Feature this shit!