AnonV3: And then AJ dies of excessive internal bleeding. Princess Celestia would later comment it was 'a pretty good sex-death' but that 'the Gryphon Ambassador had better death-throes.' Attempts at bringing charges against the Princess were laughed out of court and to prove the point, Princess Celestia slaughtered fifteen 'dirt pony' babies and ate them just prior to raising the sun that morning.
When questioned, Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition stated 'she raises the fucking sun you nit. Whatcha gonna do?' and then beat up this reporter and took his lunch money.
When questioned, Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition stated 'she raises the fucking sun you nit. Whatcha gonna do?' and then beat up this reporter and took his lunch money.
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*shoves over the railing*
My job.