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Robotic_Doofus: GENTLEMEN

I HAVE FOUND A PENIS

On a related note, does it still count as 34 if it's an original character drawn by it's creator for the sole purpose of having an identity on a website about finding and/or making porn of things? On a better note does anyone even care?

I suppose I'll find out with this image.
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evilpika: Yeah, netsonas of the Paheal crew are allowed. Not that the anons won't bitch about it, mind you.
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ChaosWolf: You guys draw porn of each other?

Oh god... I now regret registering and abandoning being an Anonymous.
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Jeb: 123 days
3 pics
76 posts

I have mixed feelings on this
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Gremrat: You're one of us now, namefag! *rapes ChaosWolf joyfully* Of course, I rape Anons too, but now I have a way to track you down and rape only you at my leisure.

Also, gj Doofus! :D
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Robotic_Doofus: splee

Although this turn of events will assuredly not cause anyone else to care. This is neither disturbingly god nor hilariously bad, and I be an unknown robot. So I guess better get out of the way, BECAUSE I'M ON MY WAY TO PAGE... 4391!

FUCK YEAH THAT'S A LOT OF PAGES

And relax, ChaosWolf, you have to do something/be stupid or develop some semblance of a relationship with the other loonies here before anyone will draw the porns of you. So just sit back and be unnoticed and unoriginal and you'll be fine! :D
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ChaosWolf: As Gremrat is a sexy (former) redhead, I have no problem with raep from her.

However, from anyone else?

That's why I keep the needler grenades handy.
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Krawczyk: tis a quite awesome netsona regardless.
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Robotic_Doofus: Yes, Jeb, I unfortunately haven't much time to spend searching the internets for kerazy 34. Either that or all the ones I do see were pulled from this site and are therefore already here.

but i lieks to make the funny comments that no one ever reads.

I need to stop talking.
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Krawczyk: tis a quite awesome netsona regardless. Much better'n that other n00b, Thranos'.
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Gremrat: I feel like this is a challenge to draw ChaosWolf getting gang raped. You're just lucky I'm so lazy.
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Jeb: jumbofacepalm.jpg
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Cat_Bountry: What would ChaosWolf look like?
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ChaosWolf: Only if said gang is clones of thr RL Gremrat. Agree to this, and this discussion may continue.
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Rule34d: U RAPED ME WITH THAT!
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Robotic_Doofus: whomg, it has not failed. I am shocked.

So anyway, There are other things I can do that this imaeg doe snot make apparent, but I am unsure if I should just explain them here and let other arteests do something stupid with the ideas if they feel so inclined, or just draw more things illustrating these myself. The problem with the latter is I'll probably never get around to it because fuck hell I am a lazy robot.

Or perhaps I should invest time into making emoticons for myself.

O

...Well, that's that then.

And no, Rule34d, that was the Colon Crusher 12000, which is roughly 10 feet long and 1 in diameter. This one is the smaller, less-lethal-to-anyone-not-abiding-by-cartoon-physics model.
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Rule34d: Ah I see
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Gremrat: Doofus's netsona is sexy. I wish to sex it. Not even in a rape way, either.
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Robotic_Doofus: Why thank you, Gremrat.

I think.
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ChaosWolf: Don't worry, Gremrat has plenty of experience with shoving mechanical devices into her sexual orifices.
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Luci_the_Lucky: Hey! I heard that there was a new guy!
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Robotic_Doofus: um

hooray?
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warrior: Become a regular around here, or it wont count, fyi
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Gremrat: Actually, I don't. I wish I had a vibrator. ;-;
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Gremrat: Damn, ninja'd again! That's what I get for not refreshing.
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Robotic_Doofus: I refresh every time but when someone posts a comment. :|

durn internets
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ZeroXDash: Grem: How about a motorized licking machine?
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Gremrat: That would also be fun.
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Luci_the_Lucky: THOSE EXIST?!!
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ZeroXDash: They do when i paint myself metallic silver and make mechanical whirring noises :3
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Rat: Both Notspam and Robotic Doofus have been registered members on paheal for more then four months, both have helped with tagging, uploaded images and submitted comments, I'd say they're both regulars here.

They're not here ever day like I am, because nobody should have to be here every fucking day for several hours every day, every day, every week, every month, every year for the rest of their lives! THAT WOULD DRIVE ANYONE INSANE!

Only a far superior rodent brain could handle something like that without losing touch with reality.

They'd probably start thinking they were animals, living in their own little world or something...

o3o
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warrior: yeah, they do, i saw it on an hbo sex toy special.
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Gremrat: Fofl, Zero and Rat XD
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Robotic_Doofus: Well, if you ever need anyone to be behind any such devices, look me up. I can equip nearly any type of machinery or electronic device to any of the ports on my body. I know no incompatability.

Though I'm a bit inexperienced on the subject of human (or non-human) sexuality, seeing as how I didn't even have a penis until like, 20 minutes ago. But I'm a fast learner.
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Luci_the_Lucky: Fast learner, you say?
...
...
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You and I should get to know each other a bit better.
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Robotic_Doofus: damn, I was like, 5 comments behind that time. DAMN YE FAST MOVING INTERNETS

I need to shove stuff into some of those tubes, maybe slow things down a bit.
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Robotic_Doofus: jeb haet robut doofis ;o;
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Gremrat: I propose Doofus, Luci and I have an orgy! All in favor?
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Rule34d: Not I thats gay as Doofus is a woman
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Jeb: ITT: victim complex
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Rule34d: AND HOLY SHIT warrior said its not 34 get over it!
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Rule34d: He can repost this when he starts caring more about Paheal
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Robotic_Doofus: i is confuz
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Gremrat: Oh come on, I don't think most of us were renowned 34 members when we first posted our netsonas, I know I wasn't :P The netsona is often the thing that boosts you to renown in the first place. Give him a week - if he doesn't prove himself by then, by all means delete.
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Rule34d: The mods are deciding if this is 34 or not. I for one hope this stays up because of the rapage Robotic Doofus put me through
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Chimble: LOL WAT IF I DREW SOME NARUTOAD 34Z?

WILL I BE AWESOME AND COOL?
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Rule34d: Also @ Grem: I was renowned but that doesn't matter
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Rule34d: Chimble isn't dead yet?
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Chimble: I was supposed to die? :(
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Rule34d: No you were supposed to stop eating until you passed out.... yeah passed out
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Robotic_Doofus: Actually, my first original content submission was gonna be hawt Nightmare Peach on Pikaman on Crablink action. But being the lazy bastard I am, I never got around to it, and the meme fell into obscurity, and now it seems a little too late to do it.

Maybe I'll just find more stuff to shoop Weegee into.
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Rule34d: ^HAWT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT (not the weegee the nightmare peach {Screech})
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Rule34d: She still scares the fuck out of me
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Luci_the_Lucky: I like Screech. Her arms remind me of Ryuk.
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Rule34d: You mean retarded?
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MR_Furry: nice
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Anonymous1: you should get your ass to rule35 and answer some requests with those mad skillz!
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warrior: I'm gonna leave this up, under the condition that Robotic Doofus draws lotsa REAL 34 for us.
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Anonymous2(1): Go warya!
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Robotic_Doofus: Okay, warrior, I'll try. Be forewarned, though; It might take a while for some to show up. I honestly don't have much artistic drive. >->
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Anonymous3: Well, I'm technically a "contributing artist" as far as my FuzzBucket thing goes. I just made this one 'cause we (apparently) needed a raccoon and chipmunk to complete our "rodent roll call". I'm not sure If I should bother trying this myself. >.>
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Toon_Coon: Anon4 is me, BTW. >.>
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Amun-Ra: Nobody does me, dang it.

I can't draw, too.
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ChaosWolf: Wow, compared to you goons, my netsona of a grey Jon Talbain in a labcoat almost seems normal.
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iminey: wow paheal's wacky cast of characters has a little of everything
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MR_Furry: yeah watch em all
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Luci_the_Lucky: Yeah...we are a cast...
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iminey: any hot girls?
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MR_Furry: maybe luci?
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Luci_the_Lucky: Maybe.
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MR_Furry: >>99236
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MR_Furry: >>126917
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Anon__3: Lol, rape.
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Anonymous_NewFag: Yes.

Yes it is.
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MR_Furry: >>88750 and here is anon 3
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Anon__3: Oh dear.
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iminey: can i play ;]

>>137372
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MR_Furry: >>92389 here are many of us
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Luci_the_Lucky: >>99263

Here's my original one.
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MR_Furry: i already did that
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Luci_the_Lucky: You linked it wrong.
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MR_Furry: oh
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Anon__3: Why am I such a victim?

D:
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Dagger: cuz deep down inside you like it.

hey! a new guy! *whips out cock*


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