An_Onymous: I think what some of the commenters are concerned with is the size ratio, equalsU. Although to be honest I don't really see any realism problem with it myself; a sufficiently trained anus can take penetrators that are proportionally significantly larger than this. That said, "sufficiently trained" is a bit hard to come by with AWWWWRIGHT.
An_Onymous: Actually, it's just 7 years, but that's an amusingly crack-filled hypothesis, especially given that scene after you first pull the Master Sword/open up the Sacred Realm and Ganondorf appears out of nowhere to taunt you, saying that you've unlocked the Sacred Realm for him. MEANING HE CAN BUTTSEX YOU WHILE YOU'RE THERE! XD
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LOL
What if you pulled out and there was a massive shit hanging on the tip..
I'd turn that son bitch side ways and stick it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS