UnidentifiedFappingObject: But today was a good day, for one of Rule 34's weakest defenses had been shored up. True, the workmanship was shoddy and smacked of half-assed'ry, but Queen Cat Bountry would be pleased nonetheless.
Gremrat: Meanwhile, the Rat Pack conspired to take the image away from her. They didn't have a reason, except that it would piss the good guys off. They were villains. That's what they did.
UnidentifiedFappingObject: And yea, the villains were most perplex'd by this image, for while it did mostly suck, and provided little defense against their vile machinations, it also didst confuse them mightily, like throwing ye old plywood spoiler on some varlet's ricer.
Krawczyk: Meanwhile meanwhile, a roving pirate gang sat patiently waiting for the explosion to cause enough confusion that they could gangrape and gankrape everybody.
Gremrat: NO!! I DO ALL THE GANKRAPING AND GANGRAPING AROUND HERE... ALL BY MYSELF D:< *draws combination dildo/sword* This means war, roving pirate gang. ✧3✧
Krawczyk: Pfah! The threat of hammers doth not dissaude Count Piet Adbret Slann van Jaap and his loyal first mate Niggoslav Krawczyk! Why, we've eaten and shat out harder things, like mechanical loli fembots!
mmmhmm, that was a good week.
Krawczyk: A loli pirate with a chastity belt? Must be our Similarly Epic Rivals, the Bonne family! Look sharp ye fae dutchmen, they'd have gotten the drop on us had it not been for the clanging of that poor man's cock!
Rule34d: TIME FOR MY TOKEN ATTACK!!! GAY ASS SONGS THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!!!
*weak techno piano*
*throws in some synth*
*HIGH PITCH GAY VOICE GOOO*
~~~It was acceptable in the 80's....
~~~It was acceptable at the tii-iiiiiime
~~~It was acceptable in the 80's....
~~~It was acceptable at the tiiii-iiiiime
*Deeper but still gay voice*
I got love for you if you were born in the 80's the 80's~~~
I got hugs for you if you were born in the 80's the 80's~~~
THE GAYNESS RAPES COUNT PIET ADBRET SLANN VAN JAAP
FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!
Rule34d: ZEROXDASH!!!! MY LOLI!!! YOU DOUBLE attractive and successful African CUNT WHORE!!!!!!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH! *Takes loli to the base* Leave it to me Gremrat and I'll..... COVER THE BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krawczyk: *ganks everything Tintin has. And even what he might not have*
Riches! Plunder! To Havana! Lets go spend this all at once!
<_<
*ganks his rectal virginity too*
Woo, this is worth at least 40 doubloons!
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The bad news: Kthanid is the artist.
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Or are you on their side? I forget.
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*starts puting barrels up*
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ouch, that hammers got to hurt.
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Wanna try it? :D
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Oh, well. MAN THE CANNONS, WE'RE GOIN' IN!
no thanks grem my ass still hurts from sitting on glass last night. O_o
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Hmm... well, it is loli. Aid me in this battle and I will consider lessening your punishment, Rule34d. ONWARD!
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mmmhmm, that was a good week.
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I love meals that fight as they go! Tough ol' buzzard he was!
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*weak techno piano*
*throws in some synth*
*HIGH PITCH GAY VOICE GOOO*
~~~It was acceptable in the 80's....
~~~It was acceptable at the tii-iiiiiime
~~~It was acceptable in the 80's....
~~~It was acceptable at the tiiii-iiiiime
*Deeper but still gay voice*
I got love for you if you were born in the 80's the 80's~~~
I got hugs for you if you were born in the 80's the 80's~~~
THE GAYNESS RAPES COUNT PIET ADBRET SLANN VAN JAAP
FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!
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*Trips on rock*
*Cracks head open, bleeds*
Psycho2332: awesome work!
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Psycho2332: Guro whips ass BSDM style!
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Riches! Plunder! To Havana! Lets go spend this all at once!
<_<
*ganks his rectal virginity too*
Woo, this is worth at least 40 doubloons!
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Wait a second! Get away from that exhaust port, missy!