Rule 34

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Titanium: Who is the artist of these? The artist always does "famous" figures. I love them!
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SSDDR: its in the source field?
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Titanium: It is now. Thanks.
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Anonymous1: I seriously hope no one actually gets off to this...
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Titanium: Feature

Mmm... popcorn
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Stormfin: I thought this was already done.
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seurot: Wow, really? I'm glad I don't like popcorn.
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evilpika: Everyone's gay for popcorn?
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Anonymous2: I'll take regular popcorn, k'thx.
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Kewne: I can't eat buttered popcorn the same again.

Thank you, yet again, Rule 34.
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Titanium: Kewne - Try interorectogestion?
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Anonymous3: Hmm.. so that guy comes from some american popcorn ad? Interesting..
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BNSF: mmmmmm popcorn with butter, it's like having a bowl of cornpops with milk.
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Anonymous4: Does it feed?
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Anonymous5: Man...I eat his popcorn alot. Dx
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Anonymous6: This picture reminds me of a quote from that God-awful Kung Pow movie, and that makes me sad. :(
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BNSF: King: The ship sails in the morning, I wonder whats 4 dinner?
Link: Oh boy i'm so hungry i can eat popcorn chicken.
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KitKatBar: i like my popcorn with just salt
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Anonymous7: Nice rape face there
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Anonymous8: Oh boy, I do love my popping corn with the butter!

This could not possibly go wrong.
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Eater_of_Sandviches: Got a bit of the joker grin going on there.

Pop that corn!
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xcninja: Popcorn is better sweet, German style kettle corn.

Now someone go shoop Hitler's face on this.
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Anonymous9: Ewww
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Anonymous10: OLDER THAN THE INTERNETS
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DuckPenisExpert: No no no no. o_o *frantically grabs a bag of cheetos*
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Anonymous11: wow anyone have a cigarette
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momi_momi: If it exists, there is porn of it. Note that it doesn't say "there should be porn of it".
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Anonymous12: Why? Seriously, what's the fucking point of making this a feature? It's not clever, not funny, not ever remotely sexy... Just sad, really...
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Anonymous13: The true undisputed horror of rule_34. It's a bitch sometimes, ain't it?
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Anonymous14: ommmmmmmggg iii saaaauuced aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall o ver myyyyyyyyyyy keyyyyyyyyyyyyboard annnnnnnnnd now ittzz sttttickkkyyyyyyyy annnnnnnd butttttteryyyyyyyyy
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lorik: I ...... This ..... it's .... I ...... What .... Who .... Why ...... My Brain Hurts !
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Duzell: That's a matter of opinion momi_momi.

I'm hungry for popcorn now. I'm very very sad this doesn't disturb me on the levels it shoult.
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Anonymous15: Or my name isn't Orville Redenbacher.
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queernigbilly: :|
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Anonymous16: Hahaha, now this is a display of epic faggotry!
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Anonymous17: Who knew Orville Redenbacher had a Secret Recipe for his popcorn? Take THAT, Colonel Sanders!
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Anonymous18(17): Who knew Orville Redenbacher had a "Secret Recipe" for his pre-buttered popcorn? Take THAT, Colonel Sanders!
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Anonymous19(17): Me, again. One more thing. This is why I make my own popcorn, whenever possible. And, this image makes it,from this point on, "ALWAYS!"
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Anonymous20(17): And, I thought we just had to worry about people "SPITTING" in our food
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Anonymous21: It's the use of the old-fashioned phrase "popping corn" that really puts this one over the top.
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Anonymous22(21): @Anon15: We don't know who he's talking to, though. The Wendy's girl, to guess by the grin.
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Anonymous23: Pop that corn!
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sirseraph: IS NOTHING SACRED?! *runs away screaming*
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Real_Weegee: Epic WIN!
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Anonymous24: lol. nice.
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Kyhin: Oh lord...
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OmegaGenesis: ... I DON'T WANT NO ZOMBIE BUTTERING MY POPCORN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. *quickly walks away*
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Anonymous25: I was eating Orville Redenbacher's popcorn just now, and then I saw this..
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Anonymous26: no, i'll pass.....
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Anonymous27: ...... *gunshot*.......
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Anonymous28: Refeature???
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Anonymous29: DO NOT WANT. DO NOT WAAAAANT!
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Anonymous30(29): DO NOT WANT!
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Anonymous31: lool
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Anonymous32: Every time I look to the left, I die a little inside.
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Anonymous33: Deirdre - Mystic knights: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystic_Knights_of_Tir_Na_Nog

Jamie - Dino city: http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/snes/a/dino.htm (might have to refresh)

(Rule 35 is broken, I tried it 6 times, so fuck that) forums give a 403 error
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Anonymous34: anon 33 - "That was the weak part. Now you are stronger!"
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Anonymous35: I must agree with my similarly-named countrymen. DO NOT WANT!
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Stormfin: Seriously. Wasn't this done, like, a few weeks ago?
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Cat_Bountry: I could have sworn this was featured before.
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Anonymous36: anon38 is masturbating to this because he's gay for popcorn with the special "butter" lol
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Anonymous37: turns head NO
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Anonymous38: I just threw up Orville Redenbacher popcorn all over my dad's computer.
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Anonymous39: This is uber-creepy. Are they going to make one of the Pepperidge Farm guy next?
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Anonymous40: You know what sucks? I was just eating popcorn a couple minutes ago. *hurls* x.x
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Loki: For some odd reason I crave popcorn whenever it is mentioned. I'm kinda fighting the urge to go pop some right now...
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Loki: ...URGE WON, LOKIT LOST.

My belly demands popcorn nao. D:
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Anonymous41: I'd rather you didn't.
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Anonymous42: Less offessive then the ice cream guy.
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Yiffie: omg what's the next featured image? The Morton salt chick?
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Yiffie: now im hungry
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Anonymous43(26): FUCK NO!
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Anonymous44(26): Anon52 is fapping to this because he's ASKING FOR THIS!
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Anonymous45: Who knew Orville Redenbacher had a "penis" for his popcorn? Take THAT, Colonel Sanders!
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Anonymous46: Once you pop, you juuuust can't stop!

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Serealkiller: This is why I use Jiffy Pop.
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Anonymous47(26): bet hea butta hws own corny corn!
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Anonymous48: Gay, but fucking hilarious... wait, I'm eating popcorn... fuck you internets, fuck you.
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Cat_Bountry: @ Anon 40: PEPPERIDGE FARM REMEMBERS!
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Anonymous49: This picture just murdered my boner. Fuck.
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Titanium: DO NOT FUCK WITH THE TAGS!
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Anonymous50(26): NEEDS MOAR WEEGEE!
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Anonymous51: I'm tryin to browse for porn here and every time I refresh a page I see this creepy naked popcorn guy! ._.
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Anonymous52: thats why i eat kettle corn.
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Anonymous53: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Loki: Oh, I forgot to mention: This is the only brand of popcorn I eat.
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Akeya: OK new slogan: Orville Reddenbocker, keeps your gentialia poppin' fresh.
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Akeya: genitalia
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FuriousFanny: I'd popcorn his butter if you know what I mean.
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Anonymous54: ok a little gay
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Anonymous55: you bastards.
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Anonymous56: FUCK YOU INTERNET AND FUCK YOU RULE 34!!
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Anonymous57: OK. Best question about this pic is why is Kristal one of the tags?
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Anonymous58: This image just 1-shot my boner
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Anonymous59: am i to think there should be reddenbacher/colonel sanders slash? hehe!
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FuriousFanny: Kristal is the name of the artist.
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Anonymous60: Why is this a feature? There is very little talent put in the drawing, nobody likes popcorn (what with it being $5 at the movies for a handful,) and overall it just plain sucks ass.
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Anonymous61: Thats the creepiest shit i've ever seen, i nutted 5 times.
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Anonymous62: *FAP* *FAP*
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LadyStardust: I already found popcorn disgusting . . This doesn't really help change my opinion about it.
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Backwalk: His glasses are missing a piece, but his tie is still on, which I find kinda humorous. I dread to ask what's in his cheese flavored popcorn.
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Anonymous63(46): Looks like something Cat Bountry would draw.

PS: That's not a compliment. Awesome colored pics > Black/white shit.
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Anonymous64(26): NO
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Anonymous65(26): why the hell is this featured?
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Anonymous66: Wtf is up with his thighs? Just have some cancerous tumors removed?
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Anonymous67: Nice tie.
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Anonymous68(67): How the FUCK are his glasses staying on?
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Anonymous69: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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Anonymous70: CANT YOU FUCKERS FEATURE ANYTHING THATS ---NOT GAY___!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
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Anonymous71: Saved to my fap folder
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Anonymous72: Honestly, this one doesn't do anything for me one way or another. It's not particularly childhood-rapey, it's just... boring.
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Anonymous73: Oh god whyyyyy
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Anonymous74: Ermm...
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Anonymous75(36): HEY EVERYONE, LETS FUCK WITH THE TAGS!!!

lol jk
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Anonymous76: ....Or, His name isn't, "Orville Redenbacher"! And, Anonymous69, they stay on, with the same buttery coating, that goes on all his buttered popcorn. All together now: "Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
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Anonymous77(76): Roughly abouat half these comments are negative,and, yet, HERE YOU ARE, partaking of what many are apparently disgusted by. Is anyone here unclear on the basic premise of this site?
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Anonymous78: NOOOO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPCORN GTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ErestiVerin: If he put some socks on then he can butter my popcorn all he wants ^ω^
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Anonymous79: It puts the popcorn in the basket
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ChocoChels: WHAT A HUNK.
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User00: I think you used the word "hunk" wrong, ChocoChels
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SpookyNoGood: lol-i'd-still-tap-dat
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Thumper: needs to have a lemon party with colonel sanders and grandpa stroehmann lol
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Chillie: why is this chat so long

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