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Deadpool: ......tail-job?
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Anonymous1: He dosen't seem to like it .
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Anonymous2: ^that's coz he'd rather have fox playing with it using his tail >:3
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Anonymous3: Behold the only hetero pic of Falco that exists.
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EMPEROROCTAVARIUS: And thus terribly inaccurate. Everyone knows Falco is a fairy.
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Cat_Bountry: ^ Well, he's not enjoying it, so therefore, accurate?
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Luci_the_Lucky: Falco haet wimminz.
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evilpika: Are the various species in Starfox aliens from different planets? I'm not well versed in Starfox canon.
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Anonymous4: @ Evilpika: They never really elaborate on their origins. It's just as well- I don't think Nintendo ever intended to explain that pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
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Anonymous5: She's going to rape him later.
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Anonymous6: Just out of interest, why is Falco always gay?
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Excitebike: From what I can see, Falco's "bad bird" attitude makes unsuspecting faggots gay for him.
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Anonymous7: His mind may not enjoy it, but his penis begs to differ.
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Anonymous8: this is the only straight falco ive seen
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Anonymous9: somethings wrong with the G-Diffuser!
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Anonymous10: "C'mon Falco, I'm pretending to be interested in playing with your tiny dick, you could at least pretend to be enjoying it."
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Anonymous11: @Anon 6, it must be for the many gay comments he gives to Fox in the games.

Falco: "Fox, if you feel lonely in that tank, just call me and I'll drop by!"
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Kurai-Hoshi: This comment is unrelated to the pic but the gayest moment in starfox ever was on starfox 64 when pigma says "ill do you fast peppy old pal" i mean there is realy no other way you could put that together to mean anything else besides sex. besides sex.
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Anonymous12: I hate this picture!
Falco IS gay with Fox!
And i like it that way
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Zig_Fighter: It's both strange and wonderful to see hetero Falco porn. I mean, in the canon of the games it's pretty obvious he's got a thing for Kat, yet it never really goes anywhere. Too bad the furfags put him with Fox so often.
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TheMaskedMan: I DEMAND MORE KATTxFALCO pics!

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAANDD1!!!!
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Falco_Lombardi: Zig_Fighter, yeah, I'm not fucking gay. So why the fuck do they keep putting me with Fox!?
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Fara_Phoenix: Falco, you said it yourself once.

And Katt, time to return you to your 64 state.
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Katt_Monroe: Will do.
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Falco_Lombardi: Yeah, I was also drunk off my ass at the time too.
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Katt_Monroe: So that's why you thought Fox's ass was pink and female, huh...
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Falco_Lombardi: Wait... I WHAT!?
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E1337ist: The last six comments were made by the same person, I guarantee it.
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Danielakiiki: ^Most likely. These Starfox furfag cybercosplay fags were interesting for about a week.
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Katt_Monroe: I AM NOT FALCO!
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Falco_Lombardi: Calm down Katt. Don't get upset cause they're trolls. They feed on anger. They're like the annoying kid at school, who was murdered before graduation, or almost murdered, depends on the school.
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Katt_Monroe: Yeah, sorry Falco. Been with Fara for too long.
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Falco_Lombardi: It's okay babe.
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Katt_Monroe: Quoting ROB on that matter.

"Great! Now let's go back to the game."

So, whaddya wanna play? Twister?
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Falco_Lombardi: Naked twister.... sure.
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Katt_Monroe: Good.

...don't I have a twister-themed bedsheet somewhere? *snaps fingers* This is getting better and better!

You set up the rest, and take care of the clothes.
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Falco_Lombardi: *already stripping* Meaning what, I have to get the spinner?
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Katt_Monroe: First that, and second: Slippy's cam net offline. Here, have some cartridges.
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Falco_Lombardi: What do you want me to do, shoot it's memory? We could just unplug the camera you know.
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Fara_Phoenix: *crackle* Nope. Powered by a fission battery, and it's got a remote uplink to Slippy's fapping central.

Unless you either don't care, or kill the cam, I suggest you two move on.
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FalcoLombardi:
Fara_Phoeniz is one sad bitch.
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Katt_Monroe: And what are you? One troll without life. Stop talking shit. If you don't like straight, then go away and fap to your Fag McClod. But this is our arena.
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Falco_Lombardi: Fine. *loads cartridges* I'll be back soon.
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Pigma_Dengar:
Falco_Lombardi: Calm down Katt. Don't get upset cause they're trolls.

Butthurt much, fucker? I suppose anyone who dislikes you bastards' RP'ing is now a fucking trollolololo.

Katt_Monroe: Yeah, sorry Falco. Been with Fara for too long.

That's some dangerous shit. You might become an herpo is you stay too long with her derpyness.

Falco_Lombardi: It's okay babe.


Lawl.
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Anonymous13: ......? Pigma u BITCH! >:(

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