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Gremrat: Metronome is my favorite move.
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RocketLawnchair: "Can't touch this!"
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Gremrat: STOP! Hammer time.
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evilpika: Aw Metronome, the essence of randomness.
It never seems to release a move of ultimate destruction when you need it to.
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Gremrat: I keep hoping my Metronome will release another Metronome. >___>
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Jeb: Clifary used SELF-DESTRUCT!
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Thatoneguy: Double randomness?

What if it goes into an infinite loop of randomness?

And, if you leave it on long enough, the loop actually does end. And either a super charged move happens, or you just do harden... which is actually good in this case
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Cat_Bountry: CLEFAIRY used METRONOME!
CLEFAIRY used TAIL WHIP.

It was TOTALLY FUCKING WEAK.
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Anonymous1: PENIS used HARDEN!
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HamSandwich: Where the porn at?
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Jeb: In b4 warrior says: "A metronome attack can be any attack other than metronome."
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Thatoneguy: Dangit Jeb! You're ruining the fun!

Alright, let's hack the game!
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UnidentifiedFappingObject: Jigglypuff used Nitrous Oxide!

It's super effective, dude.
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Anonymous2: clefary used metrenome: clefairy used boner it was super effective
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sexy_evil: do u see the raised patches on the chest? those are breasts. but you wouldnt have known that.
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Magneto: I used metronome once and did ROAR OF TIME.

Many lulz followed.
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Cat_Bountry: Nips, I think, might have actually detracted from this.

But since Clefairy has less than a page of material, I figured it would be okay.
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Mudkip: Mudkip used Harden.
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Jeb: in before String Shot business.
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Thatoneguy: So, I hear you like mudkips....
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Cat_Bountry: I do.

But I also liek Clefaries.
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MR_Furry: i love this
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Anonymous3: a few moves can not be triggered by metronome, incl metronome.
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Anonymous4: Aww. Anon three ruined it.

Using harden wouldn't be such a bad idea, if this clefairy used softboiled

mhmmmmm.
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Cat_Bountry: What if she used Explosion?
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sexy_evil: then you should get an umbrella, or a raincoat.
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Rule34d: Cat_Bountry give it nipples
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Krawczyk: Actually it looked more like a deformed meowth to me.

CLEFAIRY used METRONOME
CLEFAIRY used SPLASH
...
CLEFAIRY sets itself on fire?!?
It's super-effective!
CLEFAIRY is KO'D!
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Cat_Bountry: I like that style of Meowth mouth.

And actually, I think I like it better without the nipples.
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sexy_evil: *sexy_evil rapes KO'D Clefairy*
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Cat_Bountry: SEXY_EVIL used RAPE!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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Synonymous_Red_X: "She'll even use it while she sucks your cock!"

CLEFAIRY used METRONOME!

CLEFAIRY used CRUNCH!

It's super effective!!
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Runny_Camembert: Clefairy has fur?
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Cat_Bountry: ^ I don't know.

I always kind of assumed they were fuzzy.
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Anonymous5: BITCHES
DON'T KNOW BOUT
MY METRONOME
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Jeb: I'd think they where furry.
or some kind of pseudo rubber/leather...
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Blazephlozard: CLEFAIRY used Metronome!
CLEFAIRY used Swallow!
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Jeb: CLEFAIRY used Metronome!
CLEFAIRY used Shit on Your Dick!
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sexy_evil: CLEFAIRY used metronome! cleafairy used rape, clefairy used metronome! clefairy used stay still.
sexy_evil used HOLY SHIT IM CUMMING!!!
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sexy_evil: clefairy yells at sexy_evil for not pulling out.
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Gremrat: SIX MORE POSTS 'TIL I HIT 4000, BITCHES
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Anonymous6: Oh, you guys.
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TJF588: *sticks fingers in Clefairy*
*wiggles fingers*
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Cat_Bountry: ^ THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO METRONOME! D:
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TJF588: In Soviet Kanto, Metronome do YOU!
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Cat_Bountry: ^ What a country!
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MR_Furry: there you find professor Andropov
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ZeroXDash: This made me genuinely smile, thanks cat :)
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Rule34d: Don't touch me bitch!
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Cat_Bountry: Awwwww...
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Serious_Business: CLEFAIRY used METRONOME!
CLEFAIRY used JUDGMENT!

holy fuck this is awesome
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Cat_Bountry: Is Judgement an actual Porkyman move?

Shit. Where's my pocket Pokedex?
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Jonny5NeedInput: Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used Point out the Obvious!
It's Super Effective!
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Serious_Business: Judgement is basically considered the ultimate move.
It's what Arceus (the pokegod) learns at level 100.
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Cat_Bountry: ^ So it's like Knights of the Round for Porkyman.

Shit. Mudkip should learn that at level five.
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evilpika: Mudkipz aren't judgmental, that's why people liek them....
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Jonny5NeedInput: Odin learns judgement at level 0.
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docterbaldhead: lalala not porn lalala
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Jonny5NeedInput: ....You touch my tra-la-la.
I had to... It was necessary.
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docterbaldhead: that song sucks in a good way.........no wait the other good way not that good way
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Cat_Bountry: doctorbaldhead, since Clefairy has less than two pages of porn, eechi is okay by the rules.

And this counts.
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docterbaldhead: ok i was just trying to help sorry
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Cat_Bountry: ^ >:[
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docterbaldhead: why are you mad?
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Cat_Bountry: WHY ARE YOU SO BALD?
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Serious_Business: I hate you so much.
I wish I could hate you to BALD.
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Cat_Bountry: ^ LOL.
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Anonymous7: Clefairy used Heart Swap!
Misty has been switched with her Psyduck!
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Cat_Bountry: ^ AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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docterbaldhead: you guys need guilty gear knowlage doctor(yes i know how to spell it i just cant type) baldhead is what faust is called before he puts on the paper bag
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that_fucking_bastard: ^do you need fertlizer?
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Ort: *while fucking it*
CLEFAIRY used METRONOME
CLEFAIRY used MINIMIZE
Its super effective!
FICKER'S penis imploded.
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Excitebike: It is however possible for Clefairy to use Metronome, and get Assist. THEN... if you have ANOTHER Porkyman that knows metronome... it could do metronome again... causing an EXTREMEMLY unlikely loop.
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Anonymous8(7): Metronoming a metronome? Is that like dividing by zero?
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sexy_evil: well no. if you metronome a metronome you get a cookie, if you divide by zero you explode.
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sexy_evil: whoops, i meant implode.
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Cat_Bountry: First you explode, and then you implode.
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Cerebrate_Fate: This thread made me Piss myself laughing at various points.
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jimfromtx: I always hated metronome, cause more often than not, I'd get something lame, like Selfdestruct or Explosion.
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Anonymous9: jimfromtx: Worse yet, you get one of those while fighting a ghost-type. There's a day-ruiner for you. I speak from experience.
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FurFag: Clefairy used Metronome!
Clefairy divided by zero!
OH SHI-

Clefairy fainted!
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Cat_Bountry: ^ Use next Porkyman?
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FrenchDoctor: ^the whole universe have collapsed, because dividing by zero have made a hole in the fabric of space and time. Therefore we can asume their are no "next pokémon".
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Cat_Bountry: :'(
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Faptastic: CLEFAIRY used A SHITLOAD OF COMMENTS!
it's more or less effective really
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Anonymous10: OBJECTION!!! bitches
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Anonymous11: Nice Cat, you managed to make Clefairy hot. That's no small task
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Anonymous12: I'll fuck it.
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Anonymous13: we need more clefairy

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