CommonTater: I went to Taco Bell and tried to spend a $2 bill, and the cashier had no idea what it was and called the cops. The cops laughed at me when I
told them I beleive in mermaids. Then they tasered me...in the face. It was the most painful thing I ever felt. It was worse pain than my girlfriend spilling hot penut oil on my
groin.
I know she said it was an accident, but I felt that it was a test to see if I get off on that kind of shit. Which I don't. Anyway, for the next six months my crotch smelled like a fucking Panda Express (or P. F. Chang's).
At Christmas my 12-year old cousin Lisa almost had a minor seizure due to my penut groin. But I didn't want it to happen. I was just about to score with her. I was hiding it from my family so well too. Right as I was sticking my dick in her warm, wet cunt, the penut oil particles infused within my dick skin set off her allergies.
Now at this point I was like "Oh fucking hell! What should I do? So I fingered her enough to get her juices flowing a little bit just enough for all the enzimes to flow out of her.
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told them I beleive in mermaids. Then they tasered me...in the face. It was the most painful thing I ever felt. It was worse pain than my girlfriend spilling hot penut oil on my
groin.
I know she said it was an accident, but I felt that it was a test to see if I get off on that kind of shit. Which I don't. Anyway, for the next six months my crotch smelled like a fucking Panda Express (or P. F. Chang's).
At Christmas my 12-year old cousin Lisa almost had a minor seizure due to my penut groin. But I didn't want it to happen. I was just about to score with her. I was hiding it from my family so well too. Right as I was sticking my dick in her warm, wet cunt, the penut oil particles infused within my dick skin set off her allergies.
Now at this point I was like "Oh fucking hell! What should I do? So I fingered her enough to get her juices flowing a little bit just enough for all the enzimes to flow out of her.
Next time I fuck her, I'll wear a condom
Everybody knows 2 dollar bills don't exist.
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