Anonymous1: I am laughing so much right now, it is just so well done! And the thought of how he ended up that way. Perhaps a Death or blowjob threat by Smaug? His eyes say it all
Anonymous2: The only problem with this is the size difference. Given how utterly massive Smaug is, his penis would be proportionally small if it were six feet long. This is like if a human had a penis the size of an ant.
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