Mister_4Chongles: I swear, Smallville is the worst thing to happen to comics since the POW BAM ZAP Batman show.
Besides the general dessication of established Supes canon, I am now constantly subjected to dumbshit aspie 12 year olds who think they know Superman history.
Clark knowing Lex in high school? Lois Lane in Smallville? BRAINIAC? I MEAN, FUCKING BRAINIAC?
Anonymous2: Or he could just say: "I'm sorry, kryptonite or not, your snatch is glowing bright green, and I'm not quite sure that isn't actually the effect of some mutated alien STD. Please get away from me before I punch you in your tit, you nasty whore."
Anonymous4: Rakked is right, Silver Age Superboy was the same age as Lex, they were in school together; a Chemistry experiment went wrong in class, Clark blew out the fire and in doing so blew Lex's hair off - permanently. [/nerd] :D
If you can accept the Smallville series as being completely UNrelated to all canonical DC comics and look at it purely as a show on its own merits, it's pretty good. It does suck ass within the DC continuity though. ;P
Anonymous5: Smallville ruins the Superman history almost as much as the original Superboy comic did. Almost.
And damn if I don't know how Clark is going to get out of this pickle!
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wait...Lana Lang IS a freak who swallows people with her cunt....
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...arse, who am I kidding. Assrape is never TMI for me. *schlick*
Besides the general dessication of established Supes canon, I am now constantly subjected to dumbshit aspie 12 year olds who think they know Superman history.
Clark knowing Lex in high school? Lois Lane in Smallville? BRAINIAC? I MEAN, FUCKING BRAINIAC?
/nerd rage
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lol krypto-aids
If you can accept the Smallville series as being completely UNrelated to all canonical DC comics and look at it purely as a show on its own merits, it's pretty good. It does suck ass within the DC continuity though. ;P
And damn if I don't know how Clark is going to get out of this pickle!
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