Anonymous6(5): "$cientology Is A Completely True Religion!"
Q: Why did the scientologist cross the road?
A: If I could work out why the hell he chose to become scientologist, then I might feel qualified to comment on the finer points of what motivates him to do things.
Q: What did the scientologist say when he stepped into a large dump of bullsh*t?
A: Aah.. feels like....Life!
A rabbi, a priest, an imam and a lawyer ($cientology priest) all walk into a bar, seemingly able to set aside their obvious differences, even in these religiously tense times, to get together for a beer and a game of pool. The lawyer poisons their drinks and takes their money. No punchline here.
Two $cientologists walk into a bar, and promptly asplode. Not a joke, just a wish.
Q: What do you get when you cross a $cientologist with a guy with a psychosis that causes him to lie, murder, cheat and steal without a care for any suffering it may cause others?
A: A liar, murderer, cheat, and thief who doesn't give a damn about the suffering his actions may cause others, who may also exhibit signs of psychosis.
Q: What do you get when you cross a $cientologist with a guy with a psychosis that causes him to lie, murder, cheat and steal without a care for any suffering it may cause others?
A: Two $cientologists.
Q: What do you call 15 $cientologists in the back of a pick-up?
A: A good day's hunting.
Q: How many scientologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Too many. If any. Though, they're probably trailing you for not paying them to "teach" you how to do it...
Q: What do you call a scientologist with a can of petrol?
A: I don't have time to finish the joke, someone get a f***ing match!
Q: How many $cientologists does it take to denounce you for going under psychiatric care?
A: They are already on their way to your house to call you a moron for even considering, smash you in the face with a ball peen hammer, tell you that your pain is caused by thetans, and offer to help you for no less than 400,000 Woolongs.
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Q: Why did the scientologist cross the road?
A: If I could work out why the hell he chose to become scientologist, then I might feel qualified to comment on the finer points of what motivates him to do things.
Q: What did the scientologist say when he stepped into a large dump of bullsh*t?
A: Aah.. feels like....Life!
A rabbi, a priest, an imam and a lawyer ($cientology priest) all walk into a bar, seemingly able to set aside their obvious differences, even in these religiously tense times, to get together for a beer and a game of pool. The lawyer poisons their drinks and takes their money. No punchline here.
Two $cientologists walk into a bar, and promptly asplode. Not a joke, just a wish.
Q: What do you get when you cross a $cientologist with a guy with a psychosis that causes him to lie, murder, cheat and steal without a care for any suffering it may cause others?
A: A liar, murderer, cheat, and thief who doesn't give a damn about the suffering his actions may cause others, who may also exhibit signs of psychosis.
Q: What do you get when you cross a $cientologist with a guy with a psychosis that causes him to lie, murder, cheat and steal without a care for any suffering it may cause others?
A: Two $cientologists.
Q: What do you call 15 $cientologists in the back of a pick-up?
A: A good day's hunting.
Q: How many scientologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Too many. If any. Though, they're probably trailing you for not paying them to "teach" you how to do it...
Q: What do you call a scientologist with a can of petrol?
A: I don't have time to finish the joke, someone get a f***ing match!
Q: How many $cientologists does it take to denounce you for going under psychiatric care?
A: They are already on their way to your house to call you a moron for even considering, smash you in the face with a ball peen hammer, tell you that your pain is caused by thetans, and offer to help you for no less than 400,000 Woolongs.