Anonymous2: Having experimented with several different types of produce to stimulate myself to orgasm, I can tell you that fucking a watermelon is not very pleasing. If you want to fuck a melon, I recommend a cantaloupe. If you carve away the peel around where you are going to insert your cock and make a hole that can be covered with your finger opposite that hole, when you thrust into the melon, leave the hole open, as you pull back, cover the hole and it makes a very nice sucking sensation. Heating the melon in the microwave also adds to the stimulation.
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homer is asleep spitting watermelon seeds (i don't know how they got there)
now change that melon with a freshly baked pie