Anonymous1: Sauce on this, as it is truely awesome. Her expression is kinda funny. I can't tell if it's an "I just jacked off a Pikachu..." face or a "Wow, you sure cum a lot for such a cute lil guy." face.
PikaPenis: CIORBA!!! After all these years I have tracked you down! You made a big mistake post on Pahael! Now I shall kill you just like I killed you family and then I will gain the TRUE knowledge as to why children love Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!
Anonymous20: Anon19, you stupid fuck. You're obviously underaged. Stay the hell off of +18 sites.
Also, you are nowhere near funny... If that's what you were aiming for.
Anonymous21: Pika: Help! Help! I am dying of hornyness! (Pikas often die of this)
Samus: Masturbate!
Pika: My hands are numb!
Samus: Aww, let me help you
Pika: Oh.. much better, but use your mouth..
Samus: Okay, *muffle mff, sfoo goowd.. so tafsty*
Pika: Ugh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Samus: aww poor pika..
Pika: you know what bitch? Next time you swallow so I dont cum on my own face! >:(
Samus: Swallow a pikachus cum? You think I am a pervert or something?
Pika: *Rapes Samus*
Samus: Pretending not to enjoy.
Samus: Oh shit, my last mission cost me everything..
Pika: hey yo bitch, I have a mission for you!
Samus: Good, where do I go?
Pika: Just right up my room here, you only need to defuse a big explosive rocket.
Samus: Um... Okay... Ill get my armor.
Pika: No need for your armor, all you need is your hand and your mouth.
Samus: I dont like where this is going...
Pika: well hoe, either you do it, or you die from hunger, besides you get a free shower, you stink!
Samus: I...
Later:
Dika: Oh yeeeeeeah baby, im cummin AH AH AAAAAAAAH aaaaaaaaaaah...
Samus: This was so humiliating... :( I am probably never gonna be hired by nintendo again :(
Dika: I told you to swallow beatch!
Samus: sorry...
Pika: Yeah you be sorry bitch, cuz you aint getting anything for a failed mission!
Samus: *Sigh* :*( So hungry...
Samus: Oh shit, my last mission cost me everything..
Pika: hey yo bitch, I have a mission for you!
Samus: Good, where do I go?
Pika: Just right up my room here, you only need to defuse a big explosive rocket.
Samus: Um... Okay... Ill get my armor.
Pika: No need for your armor, all you need is your hand and your mouth.
Samus: I dont like where this is going...
Pika: well hoe, either you do it, or you die from hunger, besides you get a free shower, you stink!
Samus: I...
Later:
Dika: Oh yeeeeeeah baby, im cummin AH AH AAAAAAAAH aaaaaaaaaaah...
Samus: This was so humiliating... :( I am probably never gonna be hired by nintendo again :(
Dika: I told you to swallow beatch!
Samus: sorry...
Pika: Yeah you be sorry bitch, cuz you aint getting anything for a failed mission!
Samus: *Sigh* :*( So hungry...
Pika: And you stink pokecum now dirty hoe!
The End
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THAT IS A PENIS
Flawless victory.
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Seriously, Pikachu's dick is too big there.
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ME: *cuts of both arms* AWW, help me Samus i cant... AAAAAAAARGHHHHH IM BLEEEEEEEDING HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPPPP! *Dead*
It was still worth a try...
Also, you are nowhere near funny... If that's what you were aiming for.
Samus: Masturbate!
Pika: My hands are numb!
Samus: Aww, let me help you
Pika: Oh.. much better, but use your mouth..
Samus: Okay, *muffle mff, sfoo goowd.. so tafsty*
Pika: Ugh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Samus: aww poor pika..
Pika: you know what bitch? Next time you swallow so I dont cum on my own face! >:(
Samus: Swallow a pikachus cum? You think I am a pervert or something?
Pika: *Rapes Samus*
Samus: Pretending not to enjoy.
THE END
Samus: Oh shit, my last mission cost me everything..
Pika: hey yo bitch, I have a mission for you!
Samus: Good, where do I go?
Pika: Just right up my room here, you only need to defuse a big explosive rocket.
Samus: Um... Okay... Ill get my armor.
Pika: No need for your armor, all you need is your hand and your mouth.
Samus: I dont like where this is going...
Pika: well hoe, either you do it, or you die from hunger, besides you get a free shower, you stink!
Samus: I...
Later:
Dika: Oh yeeeeeeah baby, im cummin AH AH AAAAAAAAH aaaaaaaaaaah...
Samus: This was so humiliating... :( I am probably never gonna be hired by nintendo again :(
Dika: I told you to swallow beatch!
Samus: sorry...
Pika: Yeah you be sorry bitch, cuz you aint getting anything for a failed mission!
Samus: *Sigh* :*( So hungry...
The End
Samus: Oh shit, my last mission cost me everything..
Pika: hey yo bitch, I have a mission for you!
Samus: Good, where do I go?
Pika: Just right up my room here, you only need to defuse a big explosive rocket.
Samus: Um... Okay... Ill get my armor.
Pika: No need for your armor, all you need is your hand and your mouth.
Samus: I dont like where this is going...
Pika: well hoe, either you do it, or you die from hunger, besides you get a free shower, you stink!
Samus: I...
Later:
Dika: Oh yeeeeeeah baby, im cummin AH AH AAAAAAAAH aaaaaaaaaaah...
Samus: This was so humiliating... :( I am probably never gonna be hired by nintendo again :(
Dika: I told you to swallow beatch!
Samus: sorry...
Pika: Yeah you be sorry bitch, cuz you aint getting anything for a failed mission!
Samus: *Sigh* :*( So hungry...
Pika: And you stink pokecum now dirty hoe!
The End
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and anon19 is butthurt