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G-Man: Do not...do not know if want...
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Rat: RAPE HER!!!
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G-Man: NO RAT. NO. WE FUCKING WENT TO JAIL THE LAST TIME I LISTENED TO YOU, I AM NOT DOING IT AGAIN.
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Rat: FINE. I'LL RAPE HER BY MYSELF THEN. MORE HOLES FOR ME.
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Gremrat: Do it, G-Man. Doooo eeeeet.
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G-Man: See, this is why I store all the chocorori I find in my space box. So none of you perverts can touch them.
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Rat: HA! I already touched them all before you put them there!
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Gremrat: Pfft, greedy bitch.
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G-Man: GOO, ED, AND KOALLA ARE PURE, I CHECKED THEM MYSELF.
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Dagger: *fapping like a bitch in heat at the pic, then suddenly notices the quarrel Gremrat, G-Man and Rat is having, and begins fapping at it feverishly.*
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Gremrat: Bukkake time already? *ducks behind the others*
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G-Man: It is completely alright to cum all over the chocorori, just don't put your dick in them.
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Rat: Poor sick Dagger. :(

G-Man, take care of Dagger while I ravage your space box, kay? Great!

*ravageravageravage*
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G-Man: unattractive and unsuccessful African I am the mother fucking G-Man. You cannot just walk into my fucking spacebox. My Spacebox is impenetrable.

Also, I am not touching dagger. You can have Dagger, I am going back to my spacebox to hang out with the chocorori.
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Dagger: awww...no-one likes me. -_-
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O_Rly: Lol
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Dagger: not even you, G-Man, and i never even took a shot at you during Half-life 2.
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Luci_the_Lucky: Don't worry Dagger, I still liek U.

:3
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G-Man: No one likes you because you make faces like "-_-"

And you can't -fap like a bitch in heat-. Bitches in heat would shlick, not fap.
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G-Man: No one takes a shot at me, I am the mother fucking G-....

GOD DAMN'T GORDON GET THE FUCK BACK IN SPACE BOX #334. YOU AIN'T GOT A CONTRACT TODAY.
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Gremrat: G-Man, Dagger needs a blow job to feel better. We have decided by way of vote you are to deliver. GET TO IT.

We will babysit your chocorori in your absence.

(Also, bitches in heat fap if they're dickgirl dog furries.)
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Luci_the_Lucky: Technically, a bitch wouldn't shlick or fap.
Because bitches are dogs...
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O_Rly: *squeak squeak squeak*
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Dagger: eehhh...uhm... well.. YOUR MOTHER!
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Rat: SHUT YO FACE, GIRLY-MAN!
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Gremrat: I repeat: dickgirl dog furries.
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Luci_the_Lucky: Let me take the Chocorori. I'll teach her how to be a real piece of milk chocolate.
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Anonymous_NewFag: Thats not chocolate.

On an unrelated note, ever wonder how they got pocky to taste like shit?

HINT: Crappy stick> -O <Gaping butthole
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Dagger: dammit, dont implant pictures like that dickgirl dog furry in my mind right now, they become real.
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Gremrat: Yeah, I don't eat Pocky. I stick to those filled panda things.
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G-Man: Luci you still are only clearance level Cunt, you can't get into the space box. And neither can the rest of you. You can't get into the boxes until you are clearance level Man. Now shut the fuck up while I suck off Dagger.
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Anonymous_NewFag: *Grabs video camera*
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Luci_the_Lucky: Correction:
I'll teach her to be a real piece of dark chocolate...
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Anonymous_NewFag: Willy Wonkas chocolate waterfall actually connects from the staff restrooms.
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Gremrat: ...you're made of dark chocolate?

I fucking LOVE dark chocolate.

*proceeds to eat Luci out*
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G-Man: Alright -sluuurrpppp gurgle- Luci uuu an ave Pepita on a tessss basis -suurrrkkk slurp slurp-
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Dagger: *watches G-Man going down* heh, so you DO like me then...*suddenly the fever transforms G-Man into a dickgirl dog furry* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Anonymous_NewFag: BURN IT! MUST BURN IT!
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Luci_the_Lucky: Fuck you G-Man.
I don't wanna be in your dumb box....
I'm making my own... *sniff*
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Gremrat: Slurrrrp bur wha?
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Anonymous_NewFag: I HAS A BOX.

AN ECKSBAWKS LOL
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G-Man: I DO NOT TRANSFORM INTO A FURRY WHEN I AM SUCKING DICK

I transform into a little brown girl. DUH.
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Dagger: *Dagger sees a little brown dickgirl dog furry through his fever infested eyes.* WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????? *runs away with his pants around his feet.*
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Gremrat: Little brown girl?? *eats G-Man out next*
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G-Man: Dagger has paranoid delusions, it is impossible to suck his tiny dick. Also, now I am stuck as a chocorori for the next few hours. I WILL REPORT ANY BAD TOUCH TO THE G-AUTHORITIES.
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Rat: *touches G-Man's chocorori privates*
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Gremrat: Shut up and take it bitch.
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Chin-chan: what
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Dagger: *calls Chin-chan on the mobilephone* i dunno. *hangs up after making weird noises that sounds like a dick hitting the phone*
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Gremrat: I want an mp3 of that now.
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G-Man: *cums*
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Gremrat: Shit, Dad made you cum first. :( *tries harder*
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Anonymous1: omfg lol idk whats better the porn here or u guys ranting and raving like tards man 34 is there NOTHING u cant do???
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Gremrat: It can't make a poor Anon's wishes to learn correct English come true. ;-;
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Anonymous2: And then they all died. The end.
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Gremrat: We had a kickass sequel about zombies though :D
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Dagger: *sens a picture of a cumstained dick to anon1's phone* here, thats for you.
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G-Man: If I die in one form I just come back as the other. I am the mother fucking G-Man
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Dagger: *hands over a crowbar* here, ya forgot this at Black Mesa. im tired lugging this around for ya.
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Gordon__Freeman: ...
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Rule34d: lol your such a whore
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Dagger: me?
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Gordon__Freeman: ...
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Anonymous3: hay guise whats going on in this thread?
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BerryBertunz: What's goin' on here?
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Dagger: G-Man has turned into a little brown dickgil dog furry lilo, and Gordon's being an ass.
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BerryBertunz: Oh.
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Dagger: dangit, i missspellet loli again...
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Dagger: and even "missspellet" -_-
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G-Man: I never turned into a furry you faggot mother fucker. As a G-Man I am immune to all furfaggotry.
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Anon__3: That's not what the Vorts said.
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Anonymous4: GUYS! There is a girl up there that begs to be raped. Would you please focus on her again.
Kids these days...

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