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watching75: ZOMG car pr0n
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Anonymous1: I fucking lol'd.
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Anonymous34Poster: WHY WHY WHY ARE THE DRAGONS FUCKING CARS?! Did I miss a new furry fetish?! T.T
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Coelacanth: Lol HARD :D
Yes you did miss the fetish :P
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Anonymous2: ...is he.. slamming his dick.. in the car door?

um... OUCH?!?!
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Cat_Bountry: Actually, I think it's just one guy with the dragon fucking cars fetish, but it's so hilarious that it should be a legitimate fetish.
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Mudkip: That's what was first said about furries.
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Sax_Rocks1: I thought that dragon had a cunt for a second there...

Thank god it was animated in .gif format possibly...

Why is slamming his dick though?
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Sax_Rocks1: This is actually pretty funny to watch...
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MR_Furry: animated inanimate?
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Anonymous34Poster: LOL?! There's a blog devoted to this. Must explore~
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Savage: Oh
My gods

I... fucking love this.
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Anonymous3: It's stolen from a banned durex condoms commercial, where the guy slams his dick in a car door with a trojan, and doesn't feel anything, the slams it with one of his condoms on and screams in pain. its lolable
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HAMBURGERS: OUCH....THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!
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Anonymous4: this is stupid. reptiles have no genitelia just a pee hole.
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Kit: Anon4 loses 50 internets!

Snakes have two penises. Take that, bitch.
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Anonymous5: It really depends on the type of reptile in question.

This would make a good "your post is so stupid it makes me want to do this" gif.
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Sulacu: These dinosaurs sure have no concept of tailpipes
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horney_dragon: OMG thats got to hurt
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jon__bon: I just imagine the car alarm going off, with the horn honking to the beat of each thrust...
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Peeplo: DRAGONS!

DRAGONS FUCKING CARS!

HELL. YEAH.
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Anonymous6: Anon4, they just have a pee hole? Not only do you fail at reptilian genitalia, you fail at any genitalia, you fail to understand what a urethra is, and, you're an underage unattractive and unsuccessful African. GTFO.
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Anonymous7: Animate AND inanimate!? Sir, you have created a paradox.
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Anonymous8: Ok Lizard it's YOUR cadillac
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Anonymous9: OW, OW, OW, why are you doing that to yourself dragon dude? OW, OW, OW
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Voltio: The Geico car insurance Gecko evolved to Geicosaurus-Sex!

I'm switching to Esurance now...
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Anonymous10: LOL
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Anonymous11: I now deem thee Fetish Of The Month.
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Anonymous12: the dragon is mad over the leather interior
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Anonymous13: loooool
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Anonymous14: ha thats why you shouldn't be erect in exiting a car dumbshit
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Anonymous15: Man this comments just make this animated picture even more funny
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Anonymous16: ^Agreed, I'll make up a few...
*He must be mad about the premature E-jack not too long ago.
*Sulacu, it must be an electric.
*Seems the Viagra hasn't worn off yet.
*"Beep".. "Beep".. "Beep"..
*He can't look at himself when he does this.
*He opens the door to see if that dreadful song is over yet...

That's all I got.
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Anonymous17: Ha Ha Ha haHAHAHA *over reactingly laughs*
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Anonymous18: I thlammed my penith on the car door

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